Charlie Sheen celebrating Xmas in Aspen

[ryoder 1,590]

The Aspen jail:

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-charlie-sheen-arrested-1222509,0,6954925.story

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[shropshire 0]

What a tosser.


But I like the sound of Criminal Mischief .... He's not a good person, he's a very naughty boy

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[ryoder 1,590]

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What a tosser.

But I like the sound of Criminal Mischief .... He's not a good person, he's a very naughty boy

Ya gotta give him credit:
- He avoided spending a holiday with the relatives.
- He got more free publicity for being a naughty boy.

That was brilliant!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[shropshire 0]

Indeed. He's a good self-publisist .......... and a tosser.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[lawrocket 3]

Felony charges can lead him to a pound-me-in-the-ass pen!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[airtwardo 7]

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Felony charges can lead him to a pound-me-in-the-ass pen!

Come on Rocket...you're a mouthpiece, you know good & well
it wasn't him, and if it was... he didn't mean it, and if he did he must have been crazy at the time!

He was only beatin' his baby momma, not like he was fighting dogs or anything serious!

How much ju$tice can he afford is the real question!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Amazon 7]

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Felony charges can lead him to a pound-me-in-the-ass pen!

Oh come on.. he was just doing the smack her around a little to keep her in line that so many guys seem to think is necessary to keep their man cards.

How many times have we heard some of the guys here saying that.

Do a search... its there.

[ryoder 1,590]

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How much ju$tice can he afford is the real question!

The bad news is this is Aspen where everything is expensive;
The good news is lawyers should be plentiful there.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[lawrocket 3]

No kidding, Jeanne.

Of course, you'd have thought that once Kelly Preston ended up with a bullet in her arm that he would be blacklisted by women everywhere. Quite the contrary...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Gawain 0]

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Felony charges can lead him to a pound-me-in-the-ass pen!

Come on Rocket...you're a mouthpiece, you know good & well
it wasn't him, and if it was... he didn't mean it, and if he did he must have been crazy at the time!

He was only beatin' his baby momma, not like he was fighting dogs or anything serious!

How much ju$tice can he afford is the real question!

...it was the twinkies...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[masterrig 1]

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Felony charges can lead him to a pound-me-in-the-ass pen!

Oh come on.. he was just doing the smack her around a little to keep her in line that so many guys seem to think is necessary to keep their man cards.

How many times have we heard some of the guys here saying that.

Do a search... its there.

It starts with a smack and in time, ends with a club or a bullet. I've no use for someone like him.


Chuck

[skyrider 0]

Looking at his priors, I'd say he NEEDS 3 months behind bars! a REAL jail, No TV, No Visitors but once a week, County Jail...fucker will stop hitting women!

[masterrig 1]

A lot of times, that doesn't work. The guy just gets more angry toward women. Charlie is, a repeat offender. Women just need to stay the hell away from him.


Chuck

[skyrider 0]

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A lot of times, that doesn't work. The guy just gets more angry toward women. Charlie is, a repeat offender. Women just need to stay the hell away from him.


Chuck

Six months in a midwest county jail, he'd NEVER raise his hand to another woman! He'd find out what it is liek to BE a woman!

[BillyVance 35]

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A lot of times, that doesn't work. The guy just gets more angry toward women. Charlie is, a repeat offender. Women just need to stay the hell away from him.


Chuck

Six months in a midwest county jail, he'd NEVER raise his hand to another woman! He'd find out what it is liek to BE a woman!

Send his sorry ass to Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa county, Arizona. If he can't straighten Sheen's stupid ass, nobody can.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[shropshire 0]

+1

And yet the studios will still employ his sorry arse

Sack him and employ folks he need a job...... oh and know how to act

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[masterrig 1]

I know that's right! We've got a couple jails here in Texas that would 'turn him around'!


Chuck

[masterrig 1]

If, those in charge out in Hollyweird think for a minute, they can still make money off him, they'll keep him. One thing about it... in regard to 'Two and One-Half Men', we now know who the 1/2 man is!


Chuck

[shropshire 0]

and I think that you are being rather generous.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[masterrig 1]

Chuck

[skymama 37]

And it was at 8:30 on Christmas morning. That's fucked up.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[airtwardo 7]

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And it was at 8:30 on Christmas morning. That's fucked up.

Maybe he caught 'momma' kissin' Santa Clause!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,590]

What might have been going through his mind:

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Aspen, shit. I'm still only in Aspen.
Every time I think I'm going to wake up back on the the set.
When I was home after my first movie, it was worse.
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.
When I was here I wanted to be there.
When I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the set.
I've been here a week now.
Waiting for a script, getting softer.
Every minute I stay in this lodge I get weaker.
And every minute Charlie works on the set he gets stronger.
Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.
Everyone gets everything he wants.
I wanted publicity, and for my sins they gave me some.
Brought it up to me like room service.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[airtwardo 7]

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What might have been going through his mind:

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Aspen, shit. I'm still only in Aspen.
Every time I think I'm going to wake up back on the the set.
When I was home after my first movie, it was worse.
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.
When I was here I wanted to be there.
When I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the set.
I've been here a week now.
Waiting for a script, getting softer.
Every minute I stay in this lodge I get weaker.
And every minute Charlie works on the set he gets stronger.
Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.
Everyone gets everything he wants.
I wanted publicity, and for my sins they gave me some.
Brought it up to me like room service.

The Horror...The WHORER!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,590]

It's getting complicated;
She has recanted her story;
Breathalyzer tests indicate she was 3x as intoxicated as he was.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/rehab-for-charlie-sheen-and-wife-after-drunken-party-fight/story-e6frfmyi-1225814085470

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.