JohnDeere 0 #1 February 23, 2010 Once this show comes out http://www.wfaa.com/news/health/meal-balance-85012372.htmlNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 February 23, 2010 Who wants in those pants with her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #3 February 23, 2010 i call bullshit. a 20 pound weight loss will not have anyone go from a size 12 to a size 4Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 February 23, 2010 Quotei call bullshit. a 20 pound weight loss will not have anyone go from a size 12 to a size 4 sizes aren't standard are they?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 February 23, 2010 Maybe it was all on the ass and hips Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #6 February 23, 2010 Quotei call bullshit. a 20 pound weight loss will not have anyone go from a size 12 to a size 4 Maybe weight isn't all you stand to loose, can you say pyramid scheme: http://www.mealbalance.com/compensation.htmlThe older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 February 23, 2010 Quote Maybe it was all on the ass and hips Yep, the rest looked f-i-i-ine to me.But I agree that that many sizes should take more of a loss. Also sizes run bigger than they used too, having their own kind of inflation. All four of those women looked great. I would've been happy to take any one of them on a tandem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #8 February 23, 2010 i call bullshit TOO !!!.... where the hell was the skydiving???????? teases.......all i saw was some girls in jumpsuits and goggles!!!! and some loong distance shots of a couple of parachutes.... nice caravan though......jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 February 23, 2010 Quotei call bullshit. a 20 pound weight loss will not have anyone go from a size 12 to a size 4 The only way I will ever be a size 4 is while I am taking a dirt nap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #10 February 23, 2010 Quotei call bullshit. a 20 pound weight loss will not have anyone go from a size 12 to a size 4 Thanks Michelle! I am glad I am not the only one who thought this. Generally speaking in terms of weight loss - a "size" is about 10-12 pounds... I lost 20 pounds last summer and I went down 2 sizes...Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 February 23, 2010 I lost 60 pounds on the skydiving diet. I was so scared to jump every time I went for my training, I could hardly eat for a few days beforehand. I lost about 3 pounds per week when I first started! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 February 23, 2010 Quote I lost 60 pounds on the skydiving diet. I was so scared to jump every time I went for my training, I could hardly eat for a few days beforehand. I lost about 3 pounds per week when I first started! Scared of the skydive, or scared of facing the horndogs on the DZ?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #13 February 23, 2010 Hey its not really about the inches lost or any of that BS .....It about bringing more ladies to the DZ! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #14 February 23, 2010 So is that Ernie in the 2nd photo? Haven't seen him since I moved out of Dallas back to Houston a few years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #15 February 23, 2010 Yes it is.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #16 February 24, 2010 >>Keep an eye out for the ladies at DZ!Whenever a good looking babe was graduated to the up jumper side of Perris and I saw her engaged in conversation with a typical Perris loser I'd get in her sight line and give her the cross bones signal. Being an AFF instructor never ends, LOL . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 14 #17 February 24, 2010 I also call bullshit on going from a size 12 to a size 4 with only 20 pound weight loss. On an other note: Quotecan you say pyramid scheme Before I even say anything, I am no way associated with this company, I am just stating my opinion about people crying pyramid scheme every time some one gets paid on referring paying customers. Everything in the world is a pyramid, look at any corporation, the person at the top makes the most and the person at the bottom makes the least. Each manager in the pyramid has a team of people beneath them. People at the top get bonuses and the people at the bottom either don't bonuses or get a lot smaller ones. Just because someone is getting paid through network or direct marketing does not make it a scheme. What is wrong with getting paid for referring a paying customer? They are saving advertising money by using word of mouth advertising so why shouldn't they give some of that to the person that referred them. Don't get me wrong there are several schemes and scams out there but just because it is network or direct marketing doesn't make it a scheme. Think Avon, Mary Kay, Tupperware, etc., all valid long standing companies that are not schemes and use network or direct marketing approach."Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 February 25, 2010 Quote I lost 60 pounds on the skydiving diet. I was so scared to jump every time I went for my training, I could hardly eat for a few days beforehand. I lost about 3 pounds per week when I first started! I'm scared of hard landings and going low. That keeps me in line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 February 25, 2010 The hell with that. The last time I kept and eye out for the ladies at the DZ, one of 'em poked me in it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 February 25, 2010 That's a harsh DZ . . .I better stay the hell away. I can't resist looking at a pretty girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #21 February 25, 2010 Quote Quote I lost 60 pounds on the skydiving diet. I was so scared to jump every time I went for my training, I could hardly eat for a few days beforehand. I lost about 3 pounds per week when I first started! I'm scared of hard landings and going low. That keeps me in line. So John, you are telling me that you don't like girls that are going low on hard landings?! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 February 25, 2010 Quote So John, you are telling me that you don't like girls that are going low on hard landings?! No, I'm afraid of me doing that if I got too fat. I always say that I love eating so much that if it wasn't for skydiving I'd weigh 300 pounds. Hell, if one of my friends go low, that's an excuse to swoop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites