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Is anybody else sick of Curling??

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Yes,,,i think it needs to be re-done, think topless women only with the brooms,,and all nude for the one that first slides the big marble thingy,,,:ph34r::DB|;):P



Wahoo!!! I think you are on to something Wally. :ph34r:



I think they should have the same nudity rule for the guys;)

Trouble is though..... all that shrinkage down there by the ice.:ph34r::ph34r:

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I can hear it now....but babe...I swear it's REALLY bigger when its warm out.



No fair you are making fun of one of our biological weaknesses.


George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

George: How do you know?

Jerry: Women aren't like us.

George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.

George: How do women know about shrinkage?


(They see Elaine walking down the hall)

George: Elaine!

(She enters)

George: Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

George: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.



Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Re: " they do... over and over.. but people need to listen" .....

WHAT ?????

;):)B|

it could be that i don't stick WITH the broadcast long, enough to learn things.......I still don't know if there are different point values, for the different rings....:o:S:)

Re: "Actually,,, they are sighting down the path of the stone,, to tell the sweepers what to do "....
Ahhhhh,!!! well THAT makes sense!!! thanks... i retract my comment about posin'....!!!
i wonder if i can adapt That technique... to my next game of Bocce'....;)

jaytee



Never saw this sport until these olympic games. I grew up playing bocce and that's why I find curling fun to watch.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

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Yes,,,i think it needs to be re-done, think topless women only with the brooms,,and all nude for the one that first slides the big marble thingy,,,:ph34r::DB|;):P



Wahoo!!! I think you are on to something Wally. :ph34r:



I think they should have the same nudity rule for the guys;)

Trouble is though..... all that shrinkage down there by the ice.:ph34r::ph34r:


shrinkage? probably not!....."Rowdy Curling Crowds"!?
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postblog/2010/02/emergency-shipment-of-condoms-headed-to-olympic-athletes.html:)

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