popsjumper 2 #1 March 11, 2010 So....good news vs bad news. We all like good news but sometimes bad news happens. So...here's an idea: Only post the good news and sweep the bad stuff under the rug so nobody finds out about it. Good idea or bad?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 March 11, 2010 Bad news: **************** Good news: The doctor is pretty sure it is curable. Bad news: **************** Good news: The body shop says it will look as good as new when they are done with it. Bad news: **************** Good news: The lawyer says we will probably get probation."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 March 11, 2010 Bad news...Pops is being a PITA this week. Good news...I'm going to see him next week and handle it in person. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 March 11, 2010 Hahahaha!!! Good news: The weather forcast looks great. Can't stand it... Bad News: I'm going to let Skymama beat the person that says it doesn't look great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #5 March 11, 2010 Actually was in the plane when this happened at LGA during a storm in December... Pilot: "They're plowing the runway now." "I'll do the best I can."Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 March 11, 2010 Quote Bad News: I'm going to let Skymama beat the person that says it doesn't look great. Nice! I'm gettin' all excited now! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #7 March 11, 2010 This could be a fun thread. Bad News ************ Good News: Her father ran out of ammo for his shotgun. "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #8 March 11, 2010 Bad news: ********************* Good news: The kid kind of looks like you anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #9 March 11, 2010 Bad New- ************** Good News- We can split his gear"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #10 March 11, 2010 Quote Bad New- ************** Good News- We can split his gear I don't like this oneLife is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 March 11, 2010 Bad news....... Good news...Pops is being a PITA this week. boy! Where have YOU been for the past 5.5 years?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 March 11, 2010 Quote Bad news....... Good news...Pops is being a PITA this week. boy! Where have YOU been for the past 5.5 years? You're calling Skymama "boy"???? I can't wait to see what Skymama says to you at Fitz. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 March 11, 2010 Quote Quote Bad New- ************** Good News- We can split his gear I don't like this one Sorry, but I chuckled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #14 March 11, 2010 Quote Quote Bad New- ************** Good News- We can split his gear I don't like this one ************= He had a baby and his wife wont let him jump. "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 March 11, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Bad New- ************** Good News- We can split his gear I don't like this one Sorry, but I chuckled. That reminds me a a Jack Nicholson line from "Mars Attacks": "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robblack31 0 #16 March 11, 2010 Bad News _ **************** Good News - It isn't on video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 March 11, 2010 Quote He had a babyand his wife wont let him jump. Sounds more like one for the National Enquirer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 March 11, 2010 Bad News - **************** Good News - I was wearing the gator thong. (sorry kids, someone posted about it in their FB status) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 March 12, 2010 Quote You're calling Skymama "boy"???? I can't wait to see what Skymama says to you at Fitz. Oh ye who wears ball gowns.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 March 12, 2010 Bad News - **************** Good News - Bail was set low.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 March 12, 2010 Bad news: F@#$%^&*&^%$#@Good News: I'll be at the Fitzgerald Boogie in spirit and will do a sun dance for you all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #22 March 12, 2010 Quote Bad news: F@#$%^&*&^%$#@Good News: I'll be at the Fitzgerald Boogie in spirit and will do a sun dance for you all. Bad news ***************** Good news I will be in Fitz starting next Wed. and wont be able to hear her ass!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #23 March 12, 2010 Bad news: ********************* Good news: It only hurt at first.Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
