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skyrider

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I didn't even see it!

What a maroon!



And he wasn;t even driving fast, PLUS just passed a police car with lights flashing....My money is on Text messaging!



Or he was shaving his balls while his dog steered from the passenger seat.
Andy
I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube!

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Or he was shaving his balls while his dog steered from the passenger seat.
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Dude stop it! I almost pissed my new khakis from laughing at your post. Besides I'd let your dog shave my balls:)

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>Would have been funnier if it was a prius . . .

Would have been a great excuse.

"Sir, did you just run into that pile of rocks?"

"Yeah, I just didn't see them."

"Well, sir, reckless driving is a crime in these parts."

"Oh, uh . . .wait! no! My gas pedal was stuck. Yeah, that's the ticket, it was the gas pedal, not me. I'm the victim here!"

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Sir,,, Did you see that? Them rocks just ran right out in front of me!
My neck! My neck! Where's my Attorney?:$



hahahahahaha!! Its funny cus ive seen it happen numerous times. :(
Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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