skyrider 0 #1 March 15, 2010 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/35836032#35874399 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #2 March 15, 2010 I didn't even see it! What a maroon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 March 15, 2010 QuoteI didn't even see it! What a maroon! And he wasn;t even driving fast, PLUS just passed a police car with lights flashing....My money is on Text messaging! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #4 March 15, 2010 Would have been funnier if it was a prius Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #5 March 15, 2010 QuoteQuoteI didn't even see it! What a maroon! And he wasn;t even driving fast, PLUS just passed a police car with lights flashing....My money is on Text messaging! Or he was shaving his balls while his dog steered from the passenger seat.Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #6 March 15, 2010 Quote Or he was shaving his balls while his dog steered from the passenger seat. I bet cops hear that excuse all the time..._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #7 March 15, 2010 Or he was shaving his balls while his dog steered from the passenger seat. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dude stop it! I almost pissed my new khakis from laughing at your post. Besides I'd let your dog shave my balls:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 March 15, 2010 My dog keeps his so licked clean, there be nothing to shave! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,179 #9 March 15, 2010 >Would have been funnier if it was a prius . . . Would have been a great excuse. "Sir, did you just run into that pile of rocks?" "Yeah, I just didn't see them." "Well, sir, reckless driving is a crime in these parts." "Oh, uh . . .wait! no! My gas pedal was stuck. Yeah, that's the ticket, it was the gas pedal, not me. I'm the victim here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #10 March 16, 2010 And people wonder how motorcycles get hit all the time. Stupid Fuckers!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #11 March 16, 2010 Ya! Maybe if those rocks had loud pipes he woulda seen em comin!!!Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #12 March 16, 2010 Sir,,, Did you see that? Them rocks just ran right out in front of me! My neck! My neck! Where's my Attorney? Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 March 16, 2010 Quote And people wonder how motorcycles get hit all the time. Stupid Fuckers!! LOL, I posted this in my motorcycel forum with the line"But Officer, I didn;t see the motorcycle"! Which seems to get poeple out of tickets in most states! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #14 March 16, 2010 Quote Sir,,, Did you see that? Them rocks just ran right out in front of me! My neck! My neck! Where's my Attorney? hahahahahaha!! Its funny cus ive seen it happen numerous times. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites