MikeJD 0 #51 March 22, 2010 QuoteQuoteTwo guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?" Polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a whisky and......................... soda, please." Barman says, "Why the big pause?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #52 March 23, 2010 Two farm boys are walking down a country road and see a big ugly dog on a porch, licking his balls. The first farm boy says: "Boy, howdy! I wish I could do that!" The other replies: "You probably can if you pet him first and give him a treat."simplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 March 23, 2010 Quote Two farm boys are walking down a country road and see a big ugly dog on a porch, licking his balls. The first farm boy says: "Boy, howdy! I wish I could do that!" The other replies: "You probably can if you pet him first and give him a treat." "He would bite your face." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
