My "People I am obligated to punch in the face if I ever see them." list.

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Not in any specific order:


1. Michael Vick
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Sean Penn
4. Kenny (from Real World/Road Rules)
5. Perez Hilton
6. That guy that came up with the "Redbull gives you wings" commercials.
7. Barnie (the purple dinosaur)



These are just to name a few. Anyone have any to add?

*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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Tila Tequila (I hate that bitch)
Anyone who was ever on "the hills" as a main actor
Anyone who was ever on "Jersey Shore" as a main actor

Basically anything that MTV now produces is total shit and that channel should be blown up to protect the innocent.

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Not in any specific order:
1. Michael Vick
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Sean Penn
4. Kenny (from Real World/Road Rules)
5. Perez Hilton
6. That guy that came up with the "Redbull gives you wings" commercials.
7. Barnie (the purple dinosaur)

Somehow I highly doubt you'd actually punch Pelosi. YOu may want to, but that's an entirely different thing.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Violence isn't the answer...


... O.K

Tony Blair

The Jedwoods

Chuck Norris ...... joking O.K....

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Not in any specific order:
1. Michael Vick
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Sean Penn
4. Kenny (from Real World/Road Rules)
5. Perez Hilton
6. That guy that came up with the "Redbull gives you wings" commercials.
7. Barnie (the purple dinosaur)

Somehow I highly doubt you'd actually punch Pelosi. YOu may want to, but that's an entirely different thing.

from the looks of her, someone already did!

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Half of the people on DZ.com....

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So you doubt he would punch Nancy Pelosi, but you never said anything about Michael Vick...personally body guards aside...I think he'd have an easier time with Pelosi than Michael Vick.

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So you doubt he would punch Nancy Pelosi, but you never said anything about Michael Vick...personally body guards aside...I think he'd have an easier time with Pelosi than Michael Vick.

Well, look at it this way . . . nobody other than his guards would care if you or anybody else punched Vick, however, punching the Speaker of the House carries rather severe penalties.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Thats a good point...but the thing is...shes so ugly you could get away with beating her ass cause nobody could tell anyway!

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Thats a good point...but the thing is...shes so ugly you could get away with beating her ass cause nobody could tell anyway!

I hear people say that, but look at most women her age and I'll bet you a dollar you won't find too many that are much better looking. Sure, in Hollywood maybe, but certainly not the average woman in DC. The woman is 70 years old FFS. I hope I look half as good at that age.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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So you doubt he would punch Nancy Pelosi, but you never said anything about Michael Vick...personally body guards aside...I think he'd have an easier time with Pelosi than Michael Vick.

Well, look at it this way . . . nobody other than his guards would care if you or anybody else punched Vick, however, punching the Speaker of the House carries rather severe penalties.

Hi Dennis,
I like your part about the "severe penalties!!" What a joke! She's psyco to the max and probably has enough artillery trained on her to the point that any round you may have pointed would be lost like a gnat in a Saudi Sand Storm ifin' someone "really" started shootin'!! Just sit back, pop a beer and watch the fireworks!! This is more fun than Fire Sign Theater back in the Tricky Dick daze!!

SCR-2034, SCS-680

III%,
Deli-out

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Shatner. I'd punch William Shatner.

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Priceline Boy? Why would anyone want to punch the SHAT?

Now David Hasslehoff...I can see how anyone would want to punch the HOFF.

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Denny Crane? NO way! I'll be honest, I didn't much care for William Shatner till 'Boston Legal' aired. The guy is a hoot! My wife was able to obtain the wet-suit he wore on one 'Boston Legal' episode!


Chuck

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The Sham-wow guy.

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This is more fun than Fire Sign Theater back in the Tricky Dick daze!!

You may be the only living soul that understands my sig line.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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>shes so ugly you could get away with beating her ass cause nobody
>could tell anyway!

Perhaps true - but beat the ass of an 80 year old woman and it would be even harder to tell.

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Perhaps true - but beat the ass of an 80 year old woman and it would be even harder to tell.
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allright Pops I didn't want to hear about what you do on
Thursday nights, allright!

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can i shoot vick in the face instead? (no, i dont have anger issues.)

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Violence isn't the answer...


... O.K

Tony Blair

The Jedwoods

Chuck Norris ...... joking O.K....

Hrrm, I guess that was the last time we will ever be hearing from Shropshire. He is probably in a back alley right now laying in a pool of his own blood for that comment. No one, and I mean No one Threatens Chuck and lives!

I think that I would punch:

My Elementary School Principal
My First Executive Officer when I was in NMCB 74
My High School Girlfriends Brother, I never did get even with that prick

If you do things that don't make you appreciate life than why do them

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I think that I would punch:

My Elementary School Principal
My First Executive Officer when I was in NMCB 74
My High School Girlfriends Brother, I never did get even with that prick

bare a grudge much

From the sorts of lists that are coming up
I wouldn't punch anyone, no one has ever really annoyed me that much to want to exert violence upon them.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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God.

I'd so deck him in the face.

Best Girl Scout Ever.

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1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Rush Limbaugh (again, but in the nuts this time).
3. Dennis Kucinich (to watch him cry like Glenn Beck).
4. Jessie James (with a wife like that? You idiot!)
5. Republicans (for being cold, shameless bullies).
6. Democrats (for being bleeding-heart, spineless pussies).
7. Tiger Woods (with a wife like that? You idiot!).
8. Glenn Beck (crybaby!)
9. Sean Hannity (How about I waterboard you with recycled beer?)
10. Bill Clinton (with a wife that that? No . . . I take that back. Never mind).

simplify

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God.

I'd so deck him in the face.

Mwaaa haa haaaaa!! Once again - you crack me up!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I have a punch in the nose for our former elected officials slimy enough to make our American flag stand for torture.

Sorry if this takes it to SC.

Oh yeah, and the health insuracnce ass that determined I only get 2 months of physical therapy for my shoulder when I need 6. Of course, I'll have to punch with my left hand.