futuredivot 0 #1 March 26, 2010 A little translation help for those of you that come south for business, boogies, or vacations-unless you're heading to Florida. Florida stops being in the south about 60 miles south of Jacksonville :-) OK. I have the true definition of "all ya'll". It takes the term "ya'll," which is plural in a generic form, and makes it specific to each member of the group referred to as"ya'll". It means each and every (damn) one of you specifically. "I'm haffin' a party and ya'll are invited," means that the group as a whole can come, but no feelings are hurt if people from the group don't come. "I'm haffin' a party and *all ya'll* are invited," means that each and every one of you have a specific invitation. Or, "Screw ya'll" is targeted toward an organization, such as a restaurant that wouldn't serve them without shoes. "Screw *all ya'll*" means I know where each and every damn one of ya'll lives and I'll be after you with my shotgun.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 March 26, 2010 "Younse" covers all that here in Western Pa.Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 March 26, 2010 And the ones who add an "s" to it? Well those people just add S's to everything. Ain't learnt proper southern english yet i rekon. dontchya know. 10-4 good buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 March 26, 2010 It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 March 26, 2010 This is strange, I know people that are Spanish, French and Portuguese, All of them speak English in their own way, but bearing in mind that they are all forigners speaking English I cut them a lot of slack, You Rednecks on the other hand have managed to butcher a beutifull language (English) out of all recognition,PS, I luv the female Texas drawl Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 March 26, 2010 Quote This is strange, I know people that are Spanish, French and Portuguese, All of them speak English in their own way, but bearing in mind that they are all forigners speaking English I cut them a lot of slack, You Rednecks on the other hand have managed to butcher a beutifull language (English) out of all recognition,PS, I luv the female Texas drawl Dude you should here the southern belles talkMouth makes me hard in the middle and weak at the knees just listening to herIt's been too long since i spoke to herYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #7 March 26, 2010 Any good southern'er will tell yea; yea can't explain nothing without usin no pitchures... Oh, and... for those heading down to these here parts, when you're told: Ya need to go up and turn "thisaway," it means left. Ya need to go up and turn "thataway," it means right. Unless you're getting your directions from a lady, then you have to watch her hands to see which way it means. And if there are no turns involved; "thisaway" probably means you need to turn around and go back, while "thataway" means you need to continue going in the direction you were headed. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 March 26, 2010 Quote You Rednecks Step back! I am not a redneck, I'm a hillbilly. Just ask the people that were at the Roaming DZ boogie in Fitzgerald a week or so back. You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #9 March 26, 2010 QuoteA little translation help for those of you that come south for business, boogies, or vacations-unless you're heading to Florida. Florida stops being in the south about 60 miles south of Jacksonville :-) ......except POLK and PASCO and HARDEE counties...maybe OSCEOLA ....... probably a few others too. OK. I have the true definition of "all ya'll". It takes the term "ya'll," which is plural in a generic form, and makes it specific to each member of the group referred to as"ya'll". It means each and every (damn) one of you specifically. "I'm haffin' a party and ya'll are invited," means that the group as a whole can come, but no feelings are hurt if people from the group don't come. "I'm haffin' a party and *all ya'll* are invited," means that each and every one of you have a specific invitation. Or, "Screw ya'll" is targeted toward an organization, such as a restaurant that wouldn't serve them without shoes. "Screw *all ya'll*" means I know where each and every damn one of ya'll lives and I'll be after you with my shotgun. That's really a pretty good explanation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #10 March 26, 2010 Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Don't really matter how it's spelt. Not many can read it anyways.(edited to correct speling errrrs.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 March 26, 2010 Quotesoutherners don't spend too much time correcting ... northerners who have words for things that the south has no words for. Like "education" instead of "book larnin' " . Yeah, I get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #12 March 26, 2010 Quote forigners 'nuff said. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #13 March 26, 2010 QuoteQuotesoutherners don't spend too much time correcting ... northerners who have words for things that the south has no words for. Like "education" instead of "book larnin' " . Yeah, I get it. That would be edjamuhcation (sp.) to you, feller! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #14 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote You Rednecks Step back! I am not a redneck, I'm a hillbilly. Just ask the people that were at the Roaming DZ boogie in Fitzgerald a week or so back. An I bet Y'all make that hog squeel like a pig Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #15 March 26, 2010 QuoteIt's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpgLife is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #16 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Uhhh.......if all ya'll will just youse your superior yankee educations and look on a map you will see that Kentucky is up north! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #17 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Uhhh.......if all ya'll will just youse your superior yankee educations and look on a map you will see that Kentucky is up north! Wrong answer.... It is south of the Mason Dixon and very southern..... a slavery state and I believe you might get shot if you was to say they ain't part of the south! It is way more southern than 90% of Florida. Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 March 26, 2010 Quote Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Even in the Carolinas we know better than to depend on Kentucky for spelling tipsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote You Rednecks Step back! I am not a redneck, I'm a hillbilly. Just ask the people that were at the Roaming DZ boogie in Fitzgerald a week or so back. The difference being a redneck marries his sister before nailing her right? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #20 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Uhhh.......if all ya'll will just youse your superior yankee educations and look on a map you will see that Kentucky is up north! Wrong answer.... It is south of the Mason Dixon and very southern..... a slavery state and I believe you might get shot if you was to say they ain't part of the south! It is way more southern than 90% of Florida. Yeah, well I just like to pull peoples chains over that north-south BS. That was supposed to have been all sorted out 50 years before my ancestors came over on the boat. I will say that they made landfall at Ellis Island but it didn't take them too long to get the heck out of the northeast and head south to Ybor City. (Yes, they all rolled cigars.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #21 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Uhhh.......if all ya'll will just youse your superior yankee educations and look on a map you will see that Kentucky is up north! Wrong answer.... It is south of the Mason Dixon and very southern..... a slavery state and I believe you might get shot if you was to say they ain't part of the south! It is way more southern than 90% of Florida. OK, here's something I don't get. Why is it that the hillbilly part of Virginia broke away, started a new state and remained part of the Union.........and the George Washington-Thomas Jefferson part of Virginia seceded and joined the Confederacy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #22 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote It's "y'all", not "ya'll." A contraction of "you" with "all": y'all. I wish youse guys would learn this already. Andy is correct... see link below. This is a water tower in the KY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Florence-yall.jpg Uhhh.......if all ya'll will just youse your superior yankee educations and look on a map you will see that Kentucky is up north! Wrong answer.... It is south of the Mason Dixon and very southern..... a slavery state and I believe you might get shot if you was to say they ain't part of the south! It is way more southern than 90% of Florida. OK, here's something I don't get. Why is it that the hillbilly part of Virginia broke away, started a new state and remained part of the Union.........and the George Washington-Thomas Jefferson part of Virginia seceded and joined the Confederacy? http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_West_Virginia_separate_from_Virginia What I get from that is some politicians figured it was an ideal time to gain some power..... I guess they were right.Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #23 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote southerners don't spend too much time correcting ... northerners who have words for things that the south has no words for. Like "education" instead of "book larnin' " . Yeah, I get it. And don't forget the "Brarws" (my last wife never wore one) and the "warshing machine she never used" Why she's the last ex. Couldn't boil an egg but she sucked a mean dick. 200k worth.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #24 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote southerners don't spend too much time correcting ... northerners who have words for things that the south has no words for. Like "education" instead of "book larnin' " . Yeah, I get it. And don't forget the "Brarws" (my last wife never wore one) and the "warshing machine she never used" Why she's the last ex. Couldn't boil an egg but she sucked a mean dick. 200k worth. I was going to tell a joke about trailers, tornadoes and redneck divorces but that $200k may have dimmed your sense of humor about those things. I'm sensitive like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 March 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You Rednecks Step back! I am not a redneck, I'm a hillbilly. Just ask the people that were at the Roaming DZ boogie in Fitzgerald a week or so back. An I bet Y'all make that hog squeel like a pig We made it fly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV6nWdArUHo 6:19 inStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
