MikeForsythe 0 #1 May 1, 2008 A little girl asked her mother, how did the human race appear? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved. The confused girl returned to her mother and said, Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys? The mother answered, well, dear, it is very simple, I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 May 1, 2008 According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes. Women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 November 26, 2008 John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!' With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 November 26, 2008 See attached comic (SFW) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 April 1, 2010 Just roaming through some short videos... back yard slide (the interesting thing is the guy who high-fives him. his arm is in a sling...) just friends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 April 2, 2010 product pic I wonder how you get it open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
