highfly 0 #1 April 9, 2010 http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10637316&ref=rss A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday. Police arrested the youth after a member of public phoned them after seeing what was happening from their house above the Sumnervale Reserve about 2pm. He appeared in the Christchurch Youth Court this morning and was remanded until May 4. The youth had allegedly taken the four-year-old donkey into the middle of the reserve, which is about the size of a football field. The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police. Other young people were at the reserve at the time, but appeared not to have seen what happened, police said. Police said the youth could offer no explanation for his actions. The youth was held in custody overnight and was scheduled to appear in court today. Bestiality carries a maximum jail sentence of seven years. Police said to have someone so young charged with bestiality was rare. The youth did not live in the Sumner area, police said. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChezzyMcFuzz 0 #2 April 9, 2010 and here i go thinkin....what a such non funny play on words...but nope. has to be about bestiality. you: +1 me: 0\,,,/(-_^)\,,,/ "For once you have tasted flight,you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,for there you have been,and will long to return" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #3 April 9, 2010 hope it was worth it gaurantee it wasnt Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 April 9, 2010 Obviously, the poor kid took "getting some ass" much too literally. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChezzyMcFuzz 0 #5 April 9, 2010 ryoder: + 100 me: 0\,,,/(-_^)\,,,/ "For once you have tasted flight,you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,for there you have been,and will long to return" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 April 9, 2010 obvioisly just tired of screwing sheep bloody k1W1sYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #7 April 9, 2010 Last time I was in NZ, the ratio was something like 20:1, sheep:humans. I remember a Kiwi waking us up early one morning, to prepare for the Hangi, with a rousing "Last one up gets the ugly sheep!" Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #8 April 9, 2010 He should of gone to England cause when I was there they were still fucking old dogs and donkeys. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 1 #9 April 9, 2010 You prejudicial bunch! Maybe it was a female donkey... with a long eyelashesWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 April 9, 2010 Bet the kid never even calls the donkey back either,,,Just that kind of ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites