turtlespeed 226 #1 April 26, 2010 just sayin' IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON... You get three meals a day. AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... You get your own toilet. AT WORK... You have to share. IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required. AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 April 26, 2010 IN PRISON: You get ass-raped by another man ... Nevermind, any day at work is better than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 April 26, 2010 Quote any day at work is better than that. To you, but maybe not to Turtle-did you ever think about that? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 April 26, 2010 IN PRISON... You dream of getting out from behind bars. AT WORK... You dream of getting out to bars.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 April 26, 2010 But for some of us, going to bars IS our work.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 26, 2010 Quote Quote any day at work is better than that. To you, but maybe not to Turtle-did you ever think about that? You must have me confused with RalffersI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #7 April 26, 2010 Quote But for some of us, going to bars IS our work. I'll second that! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 April 26, 2010 You get ass-raped by another man Where Divot works, that's just called Tuesday! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 April 26, 2010 Quote You get ass-raped by another man Where Divot works, that's just called Tuesday! So . . . THAT is what he meant by "My turn in the barrel"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 April 26, 2010 Quote Quote You get ass-raped by another man Where Divot works, that's just called Tuesday! So . . . THAT is what he meant by "My turn in the barrel" Just ask him about HUMP DAY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 April 27, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You get ass-raped by another man Where Divot works, that's just called Tuesday! So . . . THAT is what he meant by "My turn in the barrel" Just ask him about HUMP DAY! Isn't that him demostrating in the most recent picture posted in billy's thread?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #12 April 28, 2010 Quote IN PRISON: You get ass-raped by another man AT WORK: Turtle dreams of being ass-rape.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 April 28, 2010 Quote Quote IN PRISON: You get ass-raped by another man AT WORK: Turtle dreams of being ass-rape.... Not nearly as much any more.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb88ci 0 #14 April 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote You get ass-raped by another man Where Divot works, that's just called Tuesday! So . . . THAT is what he meant by "My turn in the barrel" lol...one of my favorite jokes.... my cousin, who spent much of his life under the supervision of guards in a pen or jail of some sort says it ain't ass rape or homosexuality.... he calls it prison pussy....lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 April 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote IN PRISON: You get ass-raped by another man AT WORK: Turtle dreams of being ass-rape.... Not nearly as much any more. Try an ice popsicle up the ass. Porpoishead swears by it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 April 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote IN PRISON: You get ass-raped by another man AT WORK: Turtle dreams of being ass-rape.... Not nearly as much any more. Try an ice popsicle up the ass. Porpoishead swears by it. Only after you beat him into submission!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
