EXCELLENT

[Squeak 17]

Score one for El Toro

Good

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[piisfish 140]

did the bull bring the ears and tail home ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[JohnMitchell 16]

Lost 17 pints of blood?

Heck, I think we only have about 10 pints total.

Getting it right in the groin? Yikes....

[Amazon 7]

Gee and here I thought you were having a new EXCELLLENT ADVENTURE with Keeanu bragh.

[airtwardo 7]

Sometimes ya get the bull, and sometimes ya get the horn.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Amazon 7]

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Sometimes ya get the bull, and sometimes ya get the horn.

Ya know.. I have no sympathy for dumbasses at all who climb into rings on purpose with critters that want to fuck you up...


Over the years I have had several run ins with large ill tempered bulls on a family ranch or trying to get to that secluded stream or landing in the wrong dam field.... and its just best to have something other than a little piece of cloth between you and them.

[MikeJD 0]

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Ya know.. I have no sympathy for dumbasses at all who climb into rings on purpose with critters that want to fuck you up...

Not to defend bullfighting, but many people feel the same way about those who hurt themselves jumping out of aeroplanes.

[airtwardo 7]

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Ya know.. I have no sympathy for dumbasses at all who climb into rings on purpose with critters that want to fuck you up...

Not to defend bullfighting, but many people feel the same way about those who hurt themselves jumping out of aeroplanes.

Ya beat me to it~

I had a cowboy buddy in Sandyeggo that was a professional bull rider, I got to 'ride' one once...ONCE!

I got 1/2 way to the buzzer and found myself in free-fall trying to get stable...

Over beers I was tellin' him how crazy the experience was, he suggested I go throw myself out of an airplane to calm my nerves...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[regulator 0]

hmmm I thought for a minute you were talking about the mexican food restaurant close to my house.

awesome mexican food!


mmmm fajitas!

http://www.eltorotexmex.com/

[MikeJD 0]

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I had a cowboy buddy in Sandyeggo that was a professional bull rider, I got to 'ride' one once...ONCE!

I got 1/2 way to the buzzer and found myself in free-fall trying to get stable...

Over beers I was tellin' him how crazy the experience was, he suggested I go throw myself out of an airplane to calm my nerves...

That combination reminds me of this.

I hope that link is what I think it is. A friend sent it to me, and I can't open it from work.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Not to defend bullfighting, but many people feel the same way about those who hurt themselves jumping out of aeroplanes.

I tell 'em the plane, my parachute, and the ground are not actively trying to kill me.

Maybe my tandem passenger, though.

[shropshire 0]

My mom told me NEVER to play with my food I see why now.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[BillyVance 35]

1300 jumps and I break my radius bone on one of them.

1 horse ride and I break a rib and sprain an ankle.

Enough said. Fucking animals....

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

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Score one for El Toro

Good

"gored four inches into the GROIN!!"

[Zep 0]

Loved it, Bull 1 Matador 0. Hope this season we see a lot more Matadors gored.
Fucking disgusting sport.

Gone fishing