skyrider 0 #1 May 1, 2010 A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal. The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock. Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum. Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in. He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened. He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis. The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose. Police have reportedly begun an investigation. http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/28/anal-eel-insertion-kills-man/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 May 1, 2010 Were his shoes off or on? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #3 May 1, 2010 He must have passed out with his shoes on....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #4 May 1, 2010 So dose this have anything to do with your earlier asking about the making of sex tapes?you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 May 1, 2010 Quote So dose this have anything to do with your earlier asking about the making of sex tapes? I hadn't even thought about the timing!It is saturday, I am on terminal hold to do anything...I'm bored and reading off the wall news sights! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 May 1, 2010 Quote The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose. Nice "friends." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 May 2, 2010 Quote Quote The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose. Nice "friends." With friends like that , who needs Enema's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blkhwk91b 0 #8 May 2, 2010 Quote police have reportedly begun an investigation Well no shit... "Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way." - Alan Watts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 May 2, 2010 Quote Quote police have reportedly begun an investigation Well no shit... Nope, just Eel, seems it ate all the shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #10 May 2, 2010 The rule is, you are SLEEPING if your shoes are off and, as such, you should not be fucked with. You are PASSED out if your shoes are ON and, as such, are free game for fellow party-goers with Sharpies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 May 2, 2010 Sod that (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 May 2, 2010 Quote The rule is, you are SLEEPING if your shoes are off and, as such, you should not be fucked with. You are PASSED out if your shoes are ON and, as such, are free game for fellow party-goers with Sharpies. ...and razors, nuthin' like waking up to 1/2 a mustache and no eyebrows! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote The rule is, you are SLEEPING if your shoes are off and, as such, you should not be fucked with. You are PASSED out if your shoes are ON and, as such, are free game for fellow party-goers with Sharpies. ...and razors, nuthin' like waking up to 1/2 a mustache and no eyebrows! We sewed a guy to a couch one night with a rigger's kit. Quite amusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #14 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The rule is, you are SLEEPING if your shoes are off and, as such, you should not be fucked with. You are PASSED out if your shoes are ON and, as such, are free game for fellow party-goers with Sharpies. ...and razors, nuthin' like waking up to 1/2 a mustache and no eyebrows! We sewed a guy to a couch one night with a rigger's kit. Quite amusing. i did the standard of putting my balls in one doctors mouth....IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The rule is, you are SLEEPING if your shoes are off and, as such, you should not be fucked with. You are PASSED out if your shoes are ON and, as such, are free game for fellow party-goers with Sharpies. ...and razors, nuthin' like waking up to 1/2 a mustache and no eyebrows! We sewed a guy to a couch one night with a rigger's kit. Quite amusing. Guy passed out in a hot tub so we threw in a box of blue RIT dye and turned him into a Smurf! ...he took it pretty well, his girlfriend was PISSED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #16 May 3, 2010 Quote With friends like that , who needs Enema's? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
