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Checking through my gear before delivering to a potential buyer and my wife noted that the canopy, container, jumpsuit, gloves, etc all follow the same basic color scheme. Her question-"Why don't you care that much about matching when we go out:S"
She may have a point:D
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You're right. You can't explain it to her.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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I wash and wax my Porsche every week. Vacuum the interior too. Shampoo the interior at least twice a season.

I mop my kitchen floor maybe once every six months. I vacuum the living room about as often.

It's all about priorities.;)

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Hi div,
Tell your wife the only time we care what we look like is when we walk out to the plane!!

"Style and Accuracy"
Style, looking good while walking out to the plane.
Accuracy, making sure you get on the right airplane.
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I wash and wax my Porsche every week. Vacuum the interior too. Shampoo the interior at least twice a season.

I mop my kitchen floor maybe once every six months. I vacuum the living room about as often.

It's all about priorities.;)



Funny... I clean the house religiously, but my car has only been washed once in the last year and only because my boyfriend took it upon himself. :P

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One has to be carefull,,,i was out at the DZ with some friends a few years back,,and one of the comments was " how come everyone looks like a gay Power Ranger ? " sadly, i had no answer......:PB|



:D:D That is great... I wish my gear matched, so I could be a gay power ranger [:/]

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Everyone's going for the Batman look these days, with everything black.

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Not me, rig is black, shoes are tan plaid, jumpsuit is Barney purple and green. Can't miss me!:P

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

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Hi div,
Tell your wife the only time we care what we look like is when we walk out to the plane!!

"Style and Accuracy"
Style, looking good while walking out to the plane.
Accuracy, making sure you get on the right airplane.



:D:D:D:D

One of the reasons why I've never bought new stuff is I'd have to choose colors.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Checking through my gear before delivering to a potential buyer and my wife noted that the canopy, container, jumpsuit, gloves, etc all follow the same basic color scheme. Her question-"Why don't you care that much about matching when we go out:S"
She may have a point:D



My question...why ya sellin' your GEAR you pussy! :S


Edited to add:
...and who's gonna wanna buy yer fat guy gear, a jumpsuit with a wide yellow streak up the back and a container with shit stains all over it? :P










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Checking through my gear before delivering to a potential buyer and my wife noted that the canopy, container, jumpsuit, gloves, etc all follow the same basic color scheme. Her question-"Why don't you care that much about matching when we go out:S"
She may have a point:D



My question...why ya sellin' your GEAR you pussy! :S


Edited to add:
...and who's gonna wanna buy yer fat guy gear, a jumpsuit with a wide yellow streak up the back and a container with shit stains all over it? :P


:D:D:D:D look below! B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Everyone's going for the Batman look these days, with everything black.

Wendy P.



Thats too boring.. Maybe I should get a green rig and be a Ninja Turtle. I certainly feel like a turtle at times.


that got to do with your boyfriend again!? :P:):D
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Everyone's going for the Batman look these days, with everything black.

Wendy P.



Thats too boring.. Maybe I should get a green rig and be a Ninja Turtle. I certainly feel like a turtle at times.


that got to do with your boyfriend again!? :P:):D


:D:D NO!.... :$:):P

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Checking through my gear before delivering to a potential buyer and my wife noted that the canopy, container, jumpsuit, gloves, etc all follow the same basic color scheme. Her question-"Why don't you care that much about matching when we go out:S"
She may have a point:D



you're definitly a FAG! B|
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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Everyone's going for the Batman look these days, with everything black.

Wendy P.



Thats too boring.. Maybe I should get a green rig and be a Ninja Turtle. I certainly feel like a turtle at times.


that got to do with your boyfriend again!? :P:):D


:D:D NO!.... :$:):P


he's not doing it (you) right! :D:D:D
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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You are not selling your gear are you? :o



Looks like he is. And he was the one giving ME a hard time saying "back when you used to jump, Billy?":P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Checking through my gear before delivering to a potential buyer and my wife noted that the canopy, container, jumpsuit, gloves, etc all follow the same basic color scheme. Her question-"Why don't you care that much about matching when we go out:S"
She may have a point:D



Although skydiving video is ubiquitous, people don't video tape their dates until they get back to the bedroom and shed their street clothes.

While out on the town I'd be more likely to color-coordinate like I do skydiving if my wife wore a camera helmet.

I'd also be more likely to color co-ordinate going out if I owned only one or two outfits although that would offend every one who has to smell me, wife and co-workers included.

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You are not selling your gear are you? :o



Yep. Haven't jumped in a year and I'm good with it. Partly too chickenshit to get cut on, hurts too bad to jump if I don't. AND I don't see my wife enough as it is. I can no longer justify traveling Tues-Fri and getting up pre-dawn Sat morning and not getting home until late Saturday night or even early Sun morning. Bought another bike and we can ride together. I even bought her her first harley tshirt and she's damn cute in it :-)
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You are not selling your gear are you? :o



Yep. Haven't jumped in a year and I'm good with it. Partly too chickenshit to get cut on, hurts too bad to jump if I don't. AND I don't see my wife enough as it is. I can no longer justify traveling Tues-Fri and getting up pre-dawn Sat morning and not getting home until late Saturday night or even early Sun morning. Bought another bike and we can ride together. I even bought her her first harley tshirt and she's damn cute in it :-)


Well then, you're doing the right thing. Now you both can ride together out to the DZ and catch up with your old buddies, or are you too chickenshit to bring your wife? :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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