Remster 30 #51 April 8, 2010 We don't hate them at all! I love'em in fact! A bit of Worcestershire sauce, some thyme, and they can be pretty tasty!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #52 April 8, 2010 Everybody loves the newbs! Somebody has to bring the beer Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #53 April 8, 2010 While were on the subject, I saw this sweet video of the awesome guys wearing these suits with like wings and stuff and I really want to do it...how can I start? Oh and I want to shoot video the first time I do it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #54 April 8, 2010 Try B.A.S.E. first...the the proper order of progression! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #55 April 8, 2010 Is that where guys jump out of planes with a main and a reserve "shoot"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #56 April 8, 2010 Not true, i hate new and experienced jumpers all the same.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #57 April 8, 2010 Quote Is that where guys jump out of planes with a main and a reserve "shoot"? No ya st00pid n00b...it's where ya jump off a bridge with a handful of BASEball cards...you first, I'll hold yer watch, wallet and car keys! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgregory 0 #58 April 8, 2010 I think the OP just wanted a thread with lots of replies. Mission accomplished.AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #59 April 8, 2010 That is because it it is far too easy to become "a big fish in a small pond" ... er ... small DZ. The @#$hole is probably offended that are not giving him the respect he believes he deserves because of how awesome he looked doing his first demo jump ... back in 1981. You probably hurt his feelings because of your lack of respect for his advice about swooping. Didn't you know that he got fourth place - in junior accuracy - at the 1984 Nationals - jumping a Viking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #60 April 8, 2010 QuoteI think the OP just wanted a thread with lots of replies. Mission accomplished. and you helped accomplish it...but no, not my mission...it was a drunken vent if you must know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #61 April 8, 2010 QuoteIt's a simple question...most of you old turds are assholes to new people on here Only to you. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #62 April 8, 2010 I miss the good old round days, when first load of the day we would just drop a load of students, rather than wasting a perfectly good WDI. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #63 April 8, 2010 QuoteIt's a simple question...most of you old turds are assholes to new people on here If THAT is YOUR attitude, I'd probably not only treat you like shit, but I would kick your ass for bothering me! Seems you are not looking at both sides of the street, when I was an new jumper, I kept my mouth shut, listened and learn, and always thanked the the upjumpers for their help and time, Never once di I feel "Rejected" ! yes, they went on jumps i wasn;t welcome on, SO WHAT? Why should they throw thier jump ticket out the door for me? they wanted to turn points... Grow up youngin, it is a tough world out there everywhere! Maybe I should say grow up, shut up, and learn , and stop whinning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #65 April 8, 2010 BTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #66 April 8, 2010 Quote I miss the good old round days, when first load of the day we would just drop a load of students, rather than wasting a perfectly good WDI. Yeah but you guys probably gave 'em rigs... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,076 #67 April 8, 2010 >most of you old turds are assholes to new people on here Oh, you'll develop into just as good an asshole with time, trust me. It takes time and effort but it's worth it in the long run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #68 April 8, 2010 QuoteBTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 April 8, 2010 Quote Quote BTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special Don't get a big head, yer mom told most of us we're 'special' too! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #70 April 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote BTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special Don't get a big head, yer mom told most of us we we're 'special' too! You too? I thought "I" was the one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #71 April 8, 2010 Quote Quote I miss the good old round days, when first load of the day we would just drop a load of students, rather than wasting a perfectly good WDI. Yeah but you guys probably gave 'em rigs... Gave 'em rigs??? Are you crazy?We sold them our old rigs!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #72 April 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote BTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special Don't get a big head, yer mom told most of us we we're 'special' too! You too? I thought "I" was the one! I inadvertently ended up contributing to her denture fund, that's the last time I forget to lock my wallet in the car! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #73 April 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote BTW, my bet is of the 23 yes votes you have right now, 22 are just fuckin with you for being stupid! Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special Don't get a big head, yer mom told most of us we we're 'special' too! You too? I thought "I" was the one! I inadvertently ended up contributing to her denture fund, that's the last time I forget to lock my wallet in the car! Damn you, I loved the "No teeth" thing! Oh wait, are we being old assholes treating a newbie mean?NOPE, treating someone the way they asked to be! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #74 April 8, 2010 Quote NOPE, treating someone the way they asked to be! Im super cereal! Why is nobody taking me cereal?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #75 April 8, 2010 Quote It's a simple question...most of you old turds are assholes to new people on here I don't want to read through 3 pages of posts to see if this has been addressed. The SUBJECT is, Do Veterans Hate Newbs? when it actually should be, Do Dorkzone Veterans Hate Newbie Internet Assholes? Basically, when the same question comes up 500 times, you're going to find Dorkzone veterans will rupture a blood vessel and then rant about the SEARCH FEATURE! Understandable. Frankly, there should be a banner in the Introductions forum that flashes: USE THE SEARCH FEATURE, ASSHOLE! YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE AN UNIQUE OR NEW QUESTION SO IT'S BEEN DISCUSSED ALREADY! LOOK IT UP!! I envision the bandwidth of Dorkzone could be halved if redundancies were purged. Not that it matters; I'm just sayin' my .02 "Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
