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McDuck 0
QuoteWhat's my prize?
Well, I could arrange to have cocheese bound and gagged and deposited at any location you choose...since I cannot offer myself up as any sort of "prize", even if I wasn't taken. I just can't do that to my friends.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
McDuck 0
QuoteY'know, you don't have to make these posts because you're already taken, so there's no need for you to be throwin' out bait.
OTOH, because you do make these posts anyway, I think you're just one big old pussy tease.
rl
Bait? As in myself? Oh my. Aside from the the fact that I don't smell quite as malodorous as bait, the rest of the similarities are spot on. Regardless, what fun could I have in here if I kept riding the "already have a loving partner" horse?
I suppose it's too late to go the "ow, my virgin eyes" route on the second half of your statement, so I'll just say this: whatever do you mean?
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
WOW!! Look at the poll numbers!! This topic really brought the lurkers out of the wood work!!!
Ya bunch of Freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobbi
Ya bunch of Freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
Ok confession time....who try a new "position" last night!!!??? Anyone? Anyone??? Don't be shy.
Someone fly their Freak Flag!!!!
Bobbi
Someone fly their Freak Flag!!!!
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
QuoteQuoteWhat's my prize?
Well, I could arrange to have cocheese bound and gagged and deposited at any location you choose...
Any location?
rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
Not the SE, please not here!!!!
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
McDuck 0
Certainly. All we have to do is send him a message pretending to be a 22 year old sweetheart of a nympho woman who is also an anal virgin and ask him to meet me someplace bound and gagged. If he could teleport, it would be an instantaneous thing.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
Yeah, like thats gonna work...Hell he'll run away screaming. A Catholic school girl would be better.
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
McDuck 0
You don't think he'd take the bait if he knew the "woman" was young, "eager" and hadn't had any backdoor visitors?
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
Young? Yes. No back door visitors? Yes. Eager!? That just may scare him. Eager for what?? I have a friend or two that could show him the light.
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
McDuck 0
Okay, so we make "eager" more vague and ambiguous, but lean towards his forum-stated preferences.
PMs and email will be much more suspect to him after this.
PMs and email will be much more suspect to him after this.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
Its like dangling a carrot in front of a jackass.
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
McDuck 0
And with that statement, the bowing and scraping begins. I have no where left to go with that.
I have no where left to go with that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
QuoteAnd with that statement, the bowing and scraping begins.
What do you suppose he's going to do to us when he sees what we've done to him in his absence.
[runs and hides]
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
Hey, at least someone was thinking of him. Does that happen very often for him??? In his own sick way..he'll feel the love.
Bobbi
In his own sick way..he'll feel the love.
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
jeezus.........i saw the thread title and i just KNEW without a doubt youd have a post on the first page, im just disappointed in you that it took you until after the first half of the page........
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HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
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HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
Its called being fashionably late Rhonda is always in style.
Keeping them guessing is a great trait that she uses well.
Bobbi
Rhonda is always in style.
Keeping them guessing is a great trait that she uses well.
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
Quotejeezus.........i saw the thread title and i just KNEW without a doubt youd have a post on the first page, im just disappointed in you that it took you until after the first half of the page........
rl
P.S. Best to be careful what you write now. I quit my job, and when it ends in February, I'm pretty sure I'm coming home. Then what're you gonna do?
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
QuoteFine...I'll throw this out and see if anyone wants to play......
Anal Beads....
Discuss...
Bobbi
Quote
I believe a word of caution should be added here~
Read the manual thoroughly, and sign all the waivers...
Ya don't wanna pull 'em out like you wus startin' a chain saw...
It creates a vacuum and makes yer ears pop!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
What's the difference between a freezer and anal sex?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull-out the meat!
Chuck
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull-out the meat!
Chuck
QuoteWhat's the difference between a freezer and anal sex?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull-out the meat!
Does anything say CHRISTMAS quite like an anal sex thread?
Amazon 7
QuoteYa don't wanna pull 'em out like you wus startin' a chain saw...
It creates a vacuum and makes yer ears pop!
Hmm that sounds like sage advice gleaned from personal experience
I was wondering when you were gonna come out and play....I have been missing your posts.
Oooooh and by the way...VERY funny. Ha Ha.
Bobbi
Oooooh and by the way...VERY funny. Ha Ha.
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
Back at ya'!
Walt
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