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well, just haven't tried it yet. you offerin to help a brutha out?



The standard contract provisions apply: Signed and notarized permission slip from the spouse detailing the permitted acts.

I'll be waiting.

rl



you're on baby. ;) love ya.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Ah, yes. I see now. I was reading it more enthusiastically than it was intended to be. :D

More like, "Sounds like a plan to me!".

Like, "Top of the muffin TO YOU!". :D



Kellygirl, you are so funny! :D:D:D

I snorted, I was laughing so hard! :D:D Top of the muffin... :D:D ahhhhahahahah!

This whole thread is is freaking hysterical!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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...and then there is innocent Rebecca. Sorry you have to read this filth. It's like a car accident isn't it ?



I keep reading it... can't stop... :|


:)


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I keep checking back to it. One of the best yet!
I think, poor Walt, got scared-off.


Chuck

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Let's take it slow , I'm new at this. No No anal beads today. One new thing at a time.:| This is going to hurt you more than it is me.



If you're doing it right, it shouldn't hurt at all.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Good point! I think, we have some 'different' ideas about sex in this country. F'rinstance. What do men want most in regard to sex? A blow-job... right? It's a wonderful experience. So, we get pissed at someone and call them a 'cocksucker', in a denegrating, demeaning, manner. That's a little confusing. If, something is so good, how does it suddenly become 'bad'?:S:P Just a thought.


Chuck



a blow job? dam'n I knew I was after the wrong thing....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Work done ? sorry to hear that. Post up. I went anal on the bitches.



Ok.

rl,

You know I've got a thing for you. You've known that for a long time now.

I visualize us in my mind--not having crude animal sex, but making love in ways that take us to a higher place.

I see myself slowly undressing you and gazing into those beautiful eyes that I have loved since the moment I first saw you.

I imagine myself gently kissing you all over, lingering on your lower back, caressing, lightly kissing, and ever so lightly licking you in places that send shivers and an electric anticipation throughout your soul.

As I slowly, teasingly work my way up to the base of your beautiful neck, where I search for those sensual spots where I can send waves of pleasure through you by gently licking and softly blowing and telling you how much I love you....

Well, if you pull out a vibrating 16 in. strap-on dildo and a vibrating butt plug, it's just going to ruin it for me.

Sorry.

Walt

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Good point! I think, we have some 'different' ideas about sex in this country. F'rinstance. What do men want most in regard to sex? A blow-job... right? It's a wonderful experience. So, we get pissed at someone and call them a 'cocksucker', in a denegrating, demeaning, manner. That's a little confusing. If, something is so good, how does it suddenly become 'bad'?:S:P Just a thought.


Chuck



a blow job? dam'n I knew I was after the wrong thing....


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C'mon, which would you rather have. Straight man on top missionary style intercourse or a good, sloppy, tongue-lashing blow job?:D


Chuck

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a blow job? dam'n I knew I was after the wrong thing....


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C'mon, which would you rather have. Straight man on top missionary style intercourse or a good, sloppy, tongue-lashing blow job?:D


Chuck



there's more to sex than missionary... personally I prefer the woman on top or doggy style.. and yes, anal too... of course there's nothing wrong with a good, sloppy tongue-lashing blow job... as long as she doesn't mind me having a snack too....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Y'all were great today. I had so much fun playing with 'yall. I learned alot about my friends and my friends learned alot about me :$.

Walt & Cocheese...luv you guys;)

MasterRig..glad I could make ya laugh.

The rest of ya...... good night, blue skies, & go forth and bare your ass!!!!

Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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