masterrig 1 #101 December 22, 2005 QuoteYeah...I would love to keep this ball rolling, but I have to bake cookies. And yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth. Speaking of balls, anyone use Ben Wa balls??? Now there is something that Cocheese and Walt could handle if they weren't so scared to get close to us girls. They could help insert them into our VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobbi _______________________________________ It's o.k. you brush your teeth! I'll bet, they would dig Ben Wa balls. Be sure and wash them first if you're gonna play marbles! Are you making sugar or gingerbread cookies? I love Christmas!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #102 December 22, 2005 QuoteI'm just trying to maintain a little mystery. BAWAAAHAAAAA! Sorry RL... that has about as much chance of working as me asking what BDSM is... (tho I did get 2 or 3 PMs in the past offering an explanation! Bless the helpfullnesss of DZ.commers )Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #103 December 22, 2005 QuotePlus, why do guys have to be greedy, you already have somewhere to throw it in, why do you need another? ...the door was open OK, if that last line is a sig line, it happens to be a really funny answer to your own question But, definitely agreed. The bootie is a DO NOT ENTER zonePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #104 December 22, 2005 QuoteSorry RL... that has about as much chance of working as me asking what BDSM is Gee I would never have guessed you knew anything about that.. what with the links to leather and vinyl outfits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #105 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm just trying to maintain a little mystery. BAWAAAHAAAAA! Sorry RL... that has about as much chance of working as me asking what BDSM is... (tho I did get 2 or 3 PMs in the past offering an explanation! Bless the helpfullnesss of DZ.commers ) BDSM?If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #106 December 22, 2005 Ok, is that better? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #107 December 22, 2005 I'm sorry I assumed you knew what it was. I'm sure you can google it. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #108 December 22, 2005 Yah, I always said the best tatoo I would ever get would be located on my lower back saying "exit only" or "no entry" It gives me the willies just thinking about it... ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #109 December 22, 2005 No need to get the "willies" over it, just a great lube would do just fine. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #110 December 22, 2005 Gingerbreadmen in honor of walt and Cocheese, I figure I would place an M&M on the backside of each cookie. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #111 December 22, 2005 QuoteNo need to get the "willies" over it, just a great lube would do just fine. Bobbi You're such a romantic! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #112 December 22, 2005 Aaaaaaah come on...Lube is a good friend of mine. Do you know him? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #113 December 22, 2005 QuoteBDSM? Back Door Sexual Maneuvers? It must be; that's the topic of this thread, anyway."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #114 December 22, 2005 Those that voted..."I'm afraid" need to relax and meet my friend Lube. Look at the #'s they don't lie...or...do they? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #115 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteBDSM? Back Door Sexual Maneuvers? It must be; that's the topic of this thread, anyway. Bondate & Discipline and Sadomasochism. In other words....B&D Party!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #116 December 22, 2005 QuoteI'm sorry I assumed you knew what it was. I thought you would explain it to me. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #117 December 22, 2005 QuoteThose that voted..."I'm afraid" need to relax and meet my friend Lube. Look at the #'s they don't lie...or...do they? Bobbi I'm starting to get this vision.... You know the scene from the move "Scarface" where Al Pacino has that tricked-out M-16 with the M203 grenade launcher and he says, "Say hello to my li'l friend!!!'. Well... I'm picturing you with a 55 gal. drum of glow-in-the-dark, edible, flavored, pre-heated lube, sayin'...."How ya' doin'?". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #118 December 22, 2005 QuoteIts amazing what a well placed finger at just the right time will do to a guy at just the right instant... You mean like Seann William Scott in Roadtrip?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #119 December 22, 2005 55 Gal?? Hell they come bigger then that!! Oooh and the glow in the dark...hell I have some run way lights sitting in my garage that I am sure we could utilize. Christmas Gift idea..... The gift that keeps on giving....Lube of the month Cub offers all kinds of flavors, scents, etc. Want the website addy? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #120 December 22, 2005 QuoteFine...I'll throw this out and see if anyone wants to play...... Anal Beads.... Discuss... Bobbi how do you get the shit out of the string in between the beads? or are they a one-time-use thing? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #121 December 22, 2005 Quote55 Gal?? Hell they come bigger then that!! Oooh and the glow in the dark...hell I have some run way lights sitting in my garage that I am sure we could utilize. Christmas Gift idea..... The gift that keeps on giving....Lube of the month Cub offers all kinds of flavors, scents, etc. Want the website addy? Bobbi Try as you may, you will not corrupt me. Sarah will keep me safe. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #122 December 22, 2005 If I maybe so bold..you wash them. Men, they are soooo helpless sometimes. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #123 December 22, 2005 Lube shmube. Stuff comes out, not in! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #124 December 22, 2005 Your "nick name" reminds me of someone who would need lots of lube, don't knock it till ya try it. (just teasing.....) BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #125 December 22, 2005 QuoteLube shmube.Stuff comes out, not in!Hey a good girl. So i'm revising my flirt list. All ladies who are opposed to anal sex please PM me so i can add your name to the list.The rest of you butt whores are to never answer my PMs again. Is that clear ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites