SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 December 22, 2005 For Walt....... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 December 22, 2005 QuoteFor Walt....... Bobbi [Walt takes a deep breath and exhales slowly...] I am putting my mind in a happy place... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 December 22, 2005 You need to broaden your horizons my friend Don't knock it till ya try it. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 December 22, 2005 Now I'm not asking you to double dip that is something you really don't want to think about. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky-pimp 0 #5 December 22, 2005 same sensation differant smell YeHaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 December 22, 2005 eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww Now there is REALLY a happy thought for you Walt!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 December 22, 2005 ...... pure .....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 December 22, 2005 Mike, So...are you saying you likey?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 December 22, 2005 Why, whatever do you mean.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 December 22, 2005 Ding, ding, ding....We HAVE a winner!!! WooHoo!! Now go talk to Walt...Man to Mouse.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 December 22, 2005 QuoteYou need to broaden your horizons my friend Don't knock it till ya try it. Bobbi Like most guys, I like my penis. We've been together a long time and have shared all the joys and pain that life has to offer. My penis is my friend. I don't want to ram any of my friends into turds. "But Walt, I loved you. We were the best of friends. Why, oh why, did you shove me head-on into that turd?!!!" I just can't do that to a dear friend. The guilt would kill me. Walt p.s. On the other hand, Honey, you might be able to make me turn bad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 December 22, 2005 Quoteeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww Now there is REALLY a happy thought for you Walt!! Bobbi I am putting my mind in a happy place... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 December 22, 2005 There is a thing or two () that the SO can do to make it alittle easier for ya, if you know what I mean. If I haven't taken a crap in 48 hours the last thing I want is for something to be shoved up there too. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #14 December 22, 2005 QuoteI don't want to ram any of my friends into turds. Uh, Walt...that generally doesn't happen. And there are plenty of ways to avoid it. Not an issue, in other words. And even if it were, this is why God made soap and water. Trust me. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #15 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI don't want to ram any of my friends into turds. Uh, Walt...that generally doesn't happen. And there are plenty of ways to avoid it. Not an issue, in other words. And even if it were, this is why God made soap and water. Trust me. rl It all goes back to my days as a nurse. I have seen some really messed up anuses. I also developed a general aversion to bodily fluids. Some are worse than others, but it's just kind of a thing for me. tears: I kinda hate seeing 'em, but I have no real aversion to the fluid itself. saliva: not too bad. I'm totally ok frenching with the right woman. sweat: depends on the part of the body it comes from. I want nothing to do with buttcrack sweat or scrotum sweat. Boob sweat, I could deal with ok. vaginal secretions: I'm generally ok with 'em. Yeast infections taste like fish-tainted, unflavored yogurt, but other than that, I'd give vaginal secretions the big thumbs up--tastes great, less filling. urine: bad, but there are far worse. blood: very bad. I have no problem seeing it, but I don't want to touch it. puke: I can look at it and laugh, but I don't want to touch or smell it. turds: bad. very bad. liquid turd: very, very, very bad. Liquid turd kind of lives in the lower large intestine and rectum. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Looks bad, smells bad, probably feels bad, and I am completely sure it tastes like shit! Great. Now I'm going to be thinking about this stuff all day! I am putting my mind in a happy place... edited to add: bile: Yuk. It's green and smells bad. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #16 December 22, 2005 Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi! I am shocked I thought you were a sweet, wholesome little apple!??? And now this?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 December 22, 2005 Seems like a weekend at the DZ doesnt go by without someone talking about anal ses. and now its here. I spoes its not a bad thing.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 22, 2005 Yeah I am sweet but I have my limits!! Above all else, I have my mother fooled!! I can not lie, I love sex. There, I said it! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #19 December 22, 2005 (Waiting for the round out "how YOU doin'?"ings to begin) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 December 22, 2005 Or worse yet, Cocheese will start sniffing around, its about time he woke up. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #21 December 22, 2005 I've cleaned up more shit and piss and puke than I care to think about, but none of has had an impact on my sex life. Strangely enough, though, one of the ex-boyfriends was a nurse, and he couldn't handle sex that included menstrual blood (something about "'tard girls playing with their tampons"--not my words, his, just so we're clear), but he had no problem at all with anal sex. I thought that was kind of weird. I guess it's one of those "to each his own" things. I'll do just about anything that I define as "sexual" (vs. something that is simply unsanitary/humiliating pretending to be sexual). "Just about anything." I've run into some guys who think that alternating orifices is a good idea. It isn't. It's the quickest way to give a woman a bladder infection, and it's one thing I just won't do. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #22 December 22, 2005 If he wasn't awake before, I'm sure your proclamation will have him bounding out of bed. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #23 December 22, 2005 I voted; 'Tried it... hated it'. Tried it one time, years ago. I have not touched a drop of tequila, since!!! Besides... it's EXIT ONLY! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #24 December 22, 2005 QuoteI voted; 'Tried it... hated it'. Tried it one time, years ago. I have not touched a drop of tequila, since!!! Besides... it's EXIT ONLY! Chuck The implications contained within your statement require clarification...for your own good. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #25 December 22, 2005 QuoteYeah I am sweet but I have my limits!! Above all else, I have my mother fooled!! I can not lie, I love sex. There, I said it! Bobbi Now we know why you won't let your kids read dz.com. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 10 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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waltappel 1 #12 December 22, 2005 Quoteeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww Now there is REALLY a happy thought for you Walt!! Bobbi I am putting my mind in a happy place... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 December 22, 2005 There is a thing or two () that the SO can do to make it alittle easier for ya, if you know what I mean. If I haven't taken a crap in 48 hours the last thing I want is for something to be shoved up there too. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #14 December 22, 2005 QuoteI don't want to ram any of my friends into turds. Uh, Walt...that generally doesn't happen. And there are plenty of ways to avoid it. Not an issue, in other words. And even if it were, this is why God made soap and water. Trust me. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI don't want to ram any of my friends into turds. Uh, Walt...that generally doesn't happen. And there are plenty of ways to avoid it. Not an issue, in other words. And even if it were, this is why God made soap and water. Trust me. rl It all goes back to my days as a nurse. I have seen some really messed up anuses. I also developed a general aversion to bodily fluids. Some are worse than others, but it's just kind of a thing for me. tears: I kinda hate seeing 'em, but I have no real aversion to the fluid itself. saliva: not too bad. I'm totally ok frenching with the right woman. sweat: depends on the part of the body it comes from. I want nothing to do with buttcrack sweat or scrotum sweat. Boob sweat, I could deal with ok. vaginal secretions: I'm generally ok with 'em. Yeast infections taste like fish-tainted, unflavored yogurt, but other than that, I'd give vaginal secretions the big thumbs up--tastes great, less filling. urine: bad, but there are far worse. blood: very bad. I have no problem seeing it, but I don't want to touch it. puke: I can look at it and laugh, but I don't want to touch or smell it. turds: bad. very bad. liquid turd: very, very, very bad. Liquid turd kind of lives in the lower large intestine and rectum. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Looks bad, smells bad, probably feels bad, and I am completely sure it tastes like shit! Great. Now I'm going to be thinking about this stuff all day! I am putting my mind in a happy place... edited to add: bile: Yuk. It's green and smells bad. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 December 22, 2005 Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi! I am shocked I thought you were a sweet, wholesome little apple!??? And now this?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 December 22, 2005 Seems like a weekend at the DZ doesnt go by without someone talking about anal ses. and now its here. I spoes its not a bad thing.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 22, 2005 Yeah I am sweet but I have my limits!! Above all else, I have my mother fooled!! I can not lie, I love sex. There, I said it! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #19 December 22, 2005 (Waiting for the round out "how YOU doin'?"ings to begin) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 December 22, 2005 Or worse yet, Cocheese will start sniffing around, its about time he woke up. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #21 December 22, 2005 I've cleaned up more shit and piss and puke than I care to think about, but none of has had an impact on my sex life. Strangely enough, though, one of the ex-boyfriends was a nurse, and he couldn't handle sex that included menstrual blood (something about "'tard girls playing with their tampons"--not my words, his, just so we're clear), but he had no problem at all with anal sex. I thought that was kind of weird. I guess it's one of those "to each his own" things. I'll do just about anything that I define as "sexual" (vs. something that is simply unsanitary/humiliating pretending to be sexual). "Just about anything." I've run into some guys who think that alternating orifices is a good idea. It isn't. It's the quickest way to give a woman a bladder infection, and it's one thing I just won't do. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #22 December 22, 2005 If he wasn't awake before, I'm sure your proclamation will have him bounding out of bed. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 December 22, 2005 I voted; 'Tried it... hated it'. Tried it one time, years ago. I have not touched a drop of tequila, since!!! Besides... it's EXIT ONLY! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #24 December 22, 2005 QuoteI voted; 'Tried it... hated it'. Tried it one time, years ago. I have not touched a drop of tequila, since!!! Besides... it's EXIT ONLY! Chuck The implications contained within your statement require clarification...for your own good. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #25 December 22, 2005 QuoteYeah I am sweet but I have my limits!! Above all else, I have my mother fooled!! I can not lie, I love sex. There, I said it! Bobbi Now we know why you won't let your kids read dz.com. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
