Beautiful women are dangerous to men

[IanHarrop 43]

http://news.guelphmercury.com/Life/article/627665

The list of health hazards for men has just expanded.

So, guys, if you want to live a long life: 1) Do not smoke. 2) Do not drink excessively. 3) Eat fruits and vegetables. 4) Exercise. 5) Always wear a seatbelt. 6) Stay away from beautiful women.

In a recent study, researchers left male subjects alone with an attractive female stranger for five minutes. The result: Subjects experienced a stress reaction similar to “jumping out of an airplane.”

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[airdvr 210]

No matter how good she looks right now there's someone somewhere who's sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[JohnRich 4]

Yeah, but spending $22 for a jump is a cheaper way to get that thrill than giving the woman your house.

[JohnMitchell 16]

They are dangerous. Sometimes you even end up getting married.

[airtwardo 7]

Yeah, can prove fatal...especially if yer wife catches ya with one!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Bolas 5]

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So, guys, if you want to live a long life: 1) Do not smoke. 2) Do not drink excessively. 3) Eat fruits and vegetables. 4) Exercise. 5) Always wear a seatbelt. 6) Stay away from beautiful women.

No thanks. I'd rather live less long then.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[jimmytavino 16]

So this 60 year old Guy goes to his cardiologist and says..
"Doc,, will i live to be 99"???
and the doctor says...
"well lets see... do you drink to excess?? and smoke cigars??"

the guy says, "No"

"do you overindulge?? lay around alot? and your only excersize is golf"??

the guy says,, "never do those things,,, and can't hit a tee-shot straight" !!!


"do you drive fancy sports cars?? and Chase Wild and Exciting Women"????

the man replies, " of Course NOT!!! "


so then the heart specialist says....
" Well then,, why the HELL ?? do you wanna live to be 99"????
jmy

[shah269 0]

Yeah and this is why engineers live a long long long long time!
And those who work for the federal government as engineers even longer!
Why? We have a saying in these here parts.
"If her eyebrows aren't connected and she's not wearing sweat pants! SHE'S HOT!"

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[JerryBaumchen 1,468]

Hi shah,

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And those who work for the federal government as engineers even longer!

I sure hope that you finally got something right.

JerryBaumchen

[SivaGanesha 2]

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In a recent study, researchers left male subjects alone with an attractive female stranger for five minutes
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This is interesting but fairly obvious and expected. Note the comment in the article--albeit from another news article--the guys fear they are not "in the same league" as the girls. Notice how this particular phrase--"in the same league"--seems to always be used in one direction only. It is always the men who are said to not be "in the same league" as the women--never the other way around.

The study that I'd find really interesting would be one that put this to the test--partly because I don't know what its outcome would be:

Specifically, first rate a group of both men and women by having heterosexual strangers of the opposite sex, who know them only by a photo(s), rate their photo(s). Take only the top 1%, by appearance, of both men and women.

Then put a super-hot woman and a super-hot man in a room together--and see whether the guy is still really stressed or not.

At this point--objectively--they are in the same league--they are both super-hot. But would that be reflected in their reactions to each other?

"It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014

[Bolas 5]

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In a recent study, researchers left male subjects alone with an attractive female stranger for five minutes
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This is interesting but fairly obvious and expected. Note the comment in the article--albeit from another news article--the guys fear they are not "in the same league" as the girls. Notice how this particular phrase--"in the same league"--seems to always be used in one direction only. It is always the men who are said to not be "in the same league" as the women--never the other way around.

The study that I'd find really interesting would be one that put this to the test--partly because I don't know what its outcome would be:

Specifically, first rate a group of both men and women by having heterosexual strangers of the opposite sex, who know them only by a photo(s), rate their photo(s). Take only the top 1%, by appearance, of both men and women.

Then put a super-hot woman and a super-hot man in a room together--and see whether the guy is still really stressed or not.

At this point--objectively--they are in the same league--they are both super-hot. But would that be reflected in their reactions to each other?

Also see if the opposite of the original study was true.

Take the top 1% men and put them in a room with the bottom 1% women and test the women's reactions.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Quincy 0]

Another famous quote...

"Beauty may be only skin deep but bitch goes straight to the bone...!!!..."

[cocheese 0]

Beautiful women that jump out of planes are double dangerous.

[Squeak 17]

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Then put a super-hot woman and a super-hot man in a room together--and see whether the guy is still really stressed or not.

At this point--objectively--they are in the same league--they are both super-hot. But would that be reflected in their reactions to each other?

The reaction in that scenario will almost entirely be dependant upon personality, NOT looks.
Superhot and insecure points to stress.
Average looks and Super confidence much less so.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

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Beautiful women that jump out of planes are double dangerous.

Yeah, but women who jump out of planes are double beautiful.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[JohnMitchell 16]

They're my favorite.

[popsjumper 2]

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Then put a super-hot woman and a super-hot man ME in a room together--

-- and I'd be arrested for indecent exposure.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[davjohns 1]

Beautiful women are dangerous to men

Sorry. Had to fix it.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.