Lawrocket & DFWAJG

[mnealtx 0]

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and put the bog seat DOWN.

That takes a bit of training . . .

I had too many bachelor years.

Train the woman, too - leave the plunger in every now and then and they'll look before taking the flying ass-leap toward the toilet.

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[shropshire 0]

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and put the bog seat DOWN.

That takes a bit of training . . .

I had too many bachelor years.

Train the woman, too - leave the plunger in every now and then and they'll look before taking the flying ass-leap toward the toilet.

... or maybe not

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Train the woman, too - leave the plunger in every now and then and they'll look before taking the flying ass-leap toward the toilet.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'll put the seat back down. Now they need to start putting the driver's seat all the way back in the car when they're done driving.

[ryoder 1,590]

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I've always known that I would marry a lawyer.

I was just thinking...
Maybe this was really a bartering arrangement between two professionals;
She needed a lawyer, and he needed a...oh wait...nevermind.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Pokerstar 0]

Congratulations!

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[BillyVance 35]

That's YOU? I had no idea! I mean I've seen the pics of you and Jerry together and know your name, but never realized it was you on here.

Congratulations!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban