LisaH 0 #151 February 18, 2007 Silly...I was laughing at his "fixed it" So I suck at cut and paste...sue me Ok, I'm out...be back soon Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #152 February 18, 2007 Can I do the home inkjet printers and supplies? There is something about the low grade evilness of selling over priced plastic boxes with color to unsuspecting and innocent people that really appeals to me. "Nono, it can't print black unless all the other colors are in, and you really need two different kinds of magenta for this one". I'm also good with computers, so I could do that as well. And I wanna be a manager, because I love pushing people around. Maybe "Home Computer and printer department manager"? I like that title. Almost too long to put on a business card, and that's good. I like all titles that have "manager" in them, BTW. Please? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #153 February 18, 2007 does this place have a pharmacy?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #154 February 18, 2007 New employee alert! Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored)Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #155 February 18, 2007 ohhhhh, can i be the scary looking guy that roams the front of the store /parking lot asking for money???CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #156 February 18, 2007 Quoteohhhhh, can i be the scary looking guy that roams the front of the store /parking lot asking for money??? No loitering allowed. You can be the security guard if you'd like.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #157 February 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteohhhhh, can i be the scary looking guy that roams the front of the store /parking lot asking for money??? No loitering allowed. You can be the security guard if you'd like. Same thing isnt itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #158 February 18, 2007 Same thing isnt it Shhh...don't tell him that Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #159 February 18, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified)Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #160 February 19, 2007 Sad news for everyone: Due to an annonymous call to the loss prevention hotline, I regret to inform all employees that LisaH has been suspended from all duties as of immediately. Her return to services will be pending investigation. We at loss prevention would like to remind all employees that safe/moral practices will NOT be tollerated. ----------------------------------------- If you suspect suspicious behavior of any kind, contact the loss prevention hotline, to annonymously report your concerns. on the recording, please leave your name, and employee ID, as well as contact phone number. Thanks, Loss Prevention TeamCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #161 February 19, 2007 QuoteJust a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #162 February 19, 2007 Cheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #163 February 19, 2007 QuoteCheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. All jobs must be applied for. Me & LisaH will make the hiring decisions. For now you are in charge of cheese!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #164 February 19, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream Cocheese - the male opinion in the bra fitting dept *PROMOTED*Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #165 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteCheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. All jobs must be applied for. Me & LisaH will make the hiring decisions. For now you are in charge of cheese!! Sorry boss. I just promoted him Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #166 February 19, 2007 I didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #167 February 19, 2007 QuoteI didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers Use it on the customers. LisaH ~ let's have a team meeting sometime this week and we can re-organize all job assignments. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DeNReN 0 #168 February 19, 2007 OK who the hell is in charge of S&R.....I was expecting a barrel of 5w30 butt instead I get a barrel of anal lube What is the automotive dept suposed to do with anal lube??? wait... never mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #169 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers Use it on the customers. Customers + me with whipped cream = hell ya. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #170 February 19, 2007 QuoteOK who the hell is in charge of S&R.....I was expecting a barrel of 5w30 butt instead I get a barrel of anal lube What is the automotive dept suposed to do with anal lube??? wait... never mind I believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #171 February 19, 2007 QuoteI believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order? I think we're more of a spanking as punishment kinda managment team. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #172 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order? I think we're more of a spanking as punishment kinda managment team. Ok. You do it Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #173 February 19, 2007 Cheese and rice! I want my job to sound god like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #174 February 19, 2007 Customers + me with whipped cream = hell ya. ~~~~~ Hey, what about us managers? Edited to add - We like whipped cream too.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #175 February 19, 2007 I got cheeze whizz over here. Cheese dog anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Next Page 7 of 12 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
cocheese 0 #162 February 19, 2007 Cheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #163 February 19, 2007 QuoteCheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. All jobs must be applied for. Me & LisaH will make the hiring decisions. For now you are in charge of cheese!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #164 February 19, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream Cocheese - the male opinion in the bra fitting dept *PROMOTED*Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #165 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteCheese? I want to be the "male opinion" in the bra fitting dept. All jobs must be applied for. Me & LisaH will make the hiring decisions. For now you are in charge of cheese!! Sorry boss. I just promoted him Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #166 February 19, 2007 I didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #167 February 19, 2007 QuoteI didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers Use it on the customers. LisaH ~ let's have a team meeting sometime this week and we can re-organize all job assignments. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #168 February 19, 2007 OK who the hell is in charge of S&R.....I was expecting a barrel of 5w30 butt instead I get a barrel of anal lube What is the automotive dept suposed to do with anal lube??? wait... never mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #169 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI didn't apply. Does this still mean I can be in charge of the whipped cream. I promise to leave some for the rest of the customers Use it on the customers. Customers + me with whipped cream = hell ya. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #170 February 19, 2007 QuoteOK who the hell is in charge of S&R.....I was expecting a barrel of 5w30 butt instead I get a barrel of anal lube What is the automotive dept suposed to do with anal lube??? wait... never mind I believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #171 February 19, 2007 QuoteI believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order? I think we're more of a spanking as punishment kinda managment team. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #172 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI believe Demonboy is in charge of lube. Sunny, is a written warning in order? I think we're more of a spanking as punishment kinda managment team. Ok. You do it Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #173 February 19, 2007 Cheese and rice! I want my job to sound god like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #174 February 19, 2007 Customers + me with whipped cream = hell ya. ~~~~~ Hey, what about us managers? Edited to add - We like whipped cream too.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #175 February 19, 2007 I got cheeze whizz over here. Cheese dog anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
