LisaH 0 #251 February 20, 2007 QuoteMy store is falling apart again. I need to hire a clean up guy with all the messes that keep getting made. I suppose i'll have to hire someone in charge of spankings too. Where the hell is lisah? She's supposed to be helping with HR duties. __________________________________ Somebody better clean this place up before the health department shuts us down. __________________________________ Hey I tried. They don't listen to me. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #252 February 21, 2007 QuoteHey I tried. They don't listen to me. I've ordered new uniforms for management in the hopes they will start listening. You will now be required to wear the black leather and fuck me boots. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #253 February 21, 2007 QuoteJust a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Guppie & McBeth - pudding Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* May I be in charge of blankets? For some reason my butt is cold again. I like blankets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #254 February 21, 2007 Where the fuck am I??? I'm taking my batteries home!!!! Good luck trying to use those devices without them! I'm filing for unemployment!! Fuck this minimum wage BS!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #255 February 21, 2007 Myabe it needs some lube, come to my section Ill get you warmed up. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #256 February 21, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Guppie & McBeth - pudding Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Sometimes the management team forgets people in the hopes yoiu'll come spank us. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #257 February 21, 2007 Spank ya?? You just want to fiddle with my thingies... Its all about managment...what about us little people, huh?? I push batteries like there is no tomorrow...what do I get in return???? Left out!! Batteries are important damnit!! Without them, alot of people would be cranky!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #258 February 21, 2007 QuoteQuoteHey I tried. They don't listen to me. I've ordered new uniforms for management in the hopes they will start listening. You will now be required to wear the black leather and fuck me boots. Oh goodie Let me know when they come in.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #259 February 21, 2007 So check this out yo'; This lady walks up to the pharm- counter this morning and says; "My husband is taking Viagra and sleeping pills at bed time and I'm tired of getting poked in the side while he is asleep." I say; "Have you considered erotic massage to quell the erection?" She says; "What? you mean jerk him off while he snores?" Me; "Uhhh... yes- Here, let me direct you to the lube dept isle 6..." yep, another happy customer... Pass me a Yoo Hoo there sistah.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #260 February 21, 2007 QuoteSo check this out yo'; This lady walks up to the pharm- counter this morning and says; "My husband is taking Viagra and sleeping pills at bed time and I'm tired of getting poked in the side while he is asleep." I say; "Have you considered erotic massage to quell the erection?" She says; "What? you mean jerk him off while he snores?" Me; "Uhhh... yes- Here, let me direct you to the lube dept isle 6..." yep, another happy customer... Pass me a Yoo Hoo there sistah. ___________ Did you intercom Demonboy? Ok, who is in charge of snacks? We need a Yoo Hoo over here. Oh, that's cocheese...he quit. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #261 February 21, 2007 Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Guppie & McBeth - pudding Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol leroydb - Security lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED*Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #262 February 21, 2007 Yep, sure did, that customer service team work seminar really paid off. Now when people have trouble with Viagra I just send them over to the boner control dept.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #263 February 21, 2007 Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Guppie & McBeth - pudding Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol leroydb - Security lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Toymaker - Lady's bathrooms and changing rooms Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED*_______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #264 February 21, 2007 I think it would benefit the jewelry department to run a special on body piercings--maybe two for one, or something. Or, wait, do we have someone in charge of tattoos? Maybe we could do something like buy a piercing, get a tattoo free.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #265 February 21, 2007 You know....the craft/sewing section is feeling a little left out here. So, I think I'm going to have a 10 minute *Red light special.* For the next 10 minutes, anyone who cums in the sewing department will get a personal "hands on" fitting/sizing for some new dominatrix apparel. You will be required to become totally nekkid for this fitting. Also, who's in charge of photography? Could they please report to the craft department? We'll definitely need some pictures and videos! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #266 February 21, 2007 The craft department had something come up that must be attended to out of the building. I will return asap. Anyone who wants to take advantage of the Red Light Special can leave their name and I will get back to you when I return! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #267 February 21, 2007 Once hired, ya'll can run whatever kinda specials you want in your dept. Updated to make Beth & Guppie 2nd on the list. They are the only ones special enough to go out of alphabetical order though. Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Guppie & McBeth - pudding Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - sewing section, craft stuff, and looking hot billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy - currently on sabbatical diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait (he is the MASTER) Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos & country jeans Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol leroydb - Security (not allowed to carry a gun) lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream and other lickable stuff Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks (specifically the red ones) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal & pop tarts Squeakers - pets & stickers swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy & bathtub cleaning supplies ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #268 February 21, 2007 I just realised i picked up StickersI'm gunna consolidate my departments and put stickers on all the pets You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #269 February 22, 2007 We have a special on AAA's....you know the kind of batteries that run the small, hand held, pocket type of gadgets......discreet maybe a better word.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #270 February 22, 2007 QuoteOnce hired, ya'll can run whatever kinda specials you want in your dept. Updated to make Beth & Guppie 2nd on the list. They are the only ones special enough to go out of alphabetical order though. You rock... extra pudding for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #271 February 22, 2007 Can I be the Ladies Fitting Room Attendant/Assistant?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #272 March 9, 2007 Guess it went out of business. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #273 March 9, 2007 QuoteGuess it went out of business. It's Sunshine's fault. She went out and got a better job.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #274 March 9, 2007 Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Guppie & McBeth - pudding Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - sewing section, craft stuff, and looking hot billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy - currently on sabbatical diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait (he is the MASTER) Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos & country jeans Kallend - edumacation materials Karenmeal - Produce and Whip-Its Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol leroydb - Security (not allowed to carry a gun) lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream and other lickable stuff Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks (specifically the red ones) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal & pop tarts Squeakers - pets & stickers swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy & bathtub cleaning supplies Some nice produce and a little wawawawawawawawawa... "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #275 May 17, 2010 Funny thread and needs to be bumped.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Next Page 11 of 12 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
GravityJunky 0 #271 February 22, 2007 Can I be the Ladies Fitting Room Attendant/Assistant?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #272 March 9, 2007 Guess it went out of business. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #273 March 9, 2007 QuoteGuess it went out of business. It's Sunshine's fault. She went out and got a better job.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #274 March 9, 2007 Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Guppie & McBeth - pudding Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - sewing section, craft stuff, and looking hot billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy - currently on sabbatical diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait (he is the MASTER) Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos & country jeans Kallend - edumacation materials Karenmeal - Produce and Whip-Its Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol leroydb - Security (not allowed to carry a gun) lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream and other lickable stuff Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks (specifically the red ones) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its skydivestmary - batteries of all shapes and sizes Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal & pop tarts Squeakers - pets & stickers swedishcelt - butt warming blankets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy & bathtub cleaning supplies Some nice produce and a little wawawawawawawawawa... "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #275 May 17, 2010 Funny thread and needs to be bumped.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
