SkydiveStMarys 0 #226 February 19, 2007 Suck up!! Blahblahblahblah BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #227 February 19, 2007 Quotewhat do ya need Raid for, just usePixie dust Well..if I use Pixie dust then they will all follow me around like the Pied Piper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #228 February 19, 2007 QuoteSuck up!! Blahblahblahblah Your post is clearly plain harassment and not sexual harassment. You should be issued a written warning. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #229 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuotewhat do ya need Raid for, just usePixie dust Well..if I use Pixie dust then they will all follow me around like the Pied PiperI wanna be a rat. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #230 February 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotewhat do ya need Raid for, just usePixie dust Well..if I use Pixie dust then they will all follow me around like the Pied PiperI wanna be a rat. Works on Turtles too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #231 February 20, 2007 "Attention shoppers! Blue light special...aisle 6...turtles" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #232 February 20, 2007 Somebody better clean this place up before the health department shuts us down.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #233 February 20, 2007 Quote Somebody better clean this place up before the health department shuts us down. What health department? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #234 February 20, 2007 Well, someone is going to call. Just look at all this rat poop. And yes, I see some in the pudding aisle.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #235 February 20, 2007 Excuse me...uh...excuse me... Can anybody direct me to "Widgets"? I need a widget for my thingamabob that goes in the whatchamacallit. What? All your people are wrestling in the pudding aisle????My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #236 February 20, 2007 QuoteExcuse me...uh...excuse me... Can anybody direct me to "Widgets"? I need a widget for my thingamabob that goes in the whatchamacallit. What? All your people are wrestling in the pudding aisle???? Contact Demonboy...he's in charge of condoms. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #237 February 20, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Sunshine - peanut butter & running the place Andy - Alcohol Supervisor billvon & Amy - sex toys Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. billyvance - ace wraps Bolas - engagement rings Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Demonboy - condoms & lube denren - automotive eener - electricians...i mean electronics Guppie & McBeth - pudding Jello J - jello shots w/alcohol Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) JohnRich - Ammo Jceman - bait Jessica - office supplies jumper03 - tacos Kallend - edumacation materials Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol lisah - lingerie measurer person Ladyflyer - whipped cream Linder - jammies LisaM - pantries misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Muenkel - Rubber floor mats *transferred* to receipt hole punching pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies Remster - knee pads & banana hammocks Sangiro - forks Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations scoop - lingerie modeling Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) sharimcm - lingerie sales Skybytch - giant cheeze its Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Stitch - coupons sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Turtle - feminine hygiene products typicalfish - greeter/cart getter valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #238 February 20, 2007 Quote"Attention shoppers! Blue light special...aisle 6...turtles" . . . yet another one wanting to sell me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #239 February 20, 2007 Quoteyet another one wanting to sell me No can do hon...I dont work here...I'm a secret shopper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #240 February 20, 2007 Dangit! Someone came swooping into the sporting goods area and crashed into my bait coolers, knocking them ass over teakettle! I got red wigglers heading every which way, crickets chirping here and there, minnows flopping wildly about and shrimp gasling for water. Dangit! CLEANUP ON AISLE 20! ON AISLE 21 ... AISLE 22 ... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #241 February 20, 2007 Today's Blue Light Special in electronics!!! OHMIBOD iPod Vibrator! The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod. Cum get one while your hot! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #242 February 20, 2007 QuoteToday's Blue Light Special in electronics!!! OHMIBOD iPod Vibrator! The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod. Cum get one while your hot! Will there be instructional video? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #243 February 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteToday's Blue Light Special in electronics!!! OHMIBOD iPod Vibrator! The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod. Cum get one while your hot! Will there be instructional video? Hrrm..who here is incharge of "Training"?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #244 February 20, 2007 Hey Lady!!! I have a deliver of a pallet of 5 gallon buckets of ass lube, it says for candian use only! where you want the load dropped? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #245 February 20, 2007 QuoteHey Lady!!! I have a deliver of a pallet of 5 gallon buckets of ass lube, it says for candian use only! where you want the load dropped? Sorry this is electronics only....Demonboy handles lube..She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #246 February 20, 2007 Hey I liked it better when I was 2nd on the list. Can you believe for once I don't want a list alphabetized. I think I need a spanking, who's in charge of that department? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #247 February 20, 2007 Uhhhh... being that I have been slacking on the jello-shots for the past year.. I think I would be much more suited to be the official Spanker.. Kinda like the wallmart greeter only with a riding crop and paddle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #248 February 20, 2007 My store is falling apart again. I need to hire a clean up guy with all the messes that keep getting made. I suppose i'll have to hire someone in charge of spankings too. Where the hell is lisah? She's supposed to be helping with HR duties. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #249 February 20, 2007 Mmmmm......so you've been a messy girl and need a spankin Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #250 February 20, 2007 QuoteWhere the hell is lisah? She's supposed to be helping with HR duties. She's taking care of her "real" job, and she's been slammed today... But, since I'm not the assistant, I'll just STFU and go sit in my corner... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
