Jewels 0 #176 February 19, 2007 QuoteCheese and rice! I want my job to sound god like. Put cocheese in charge of organizing the office party. That will keep him busy AND he can walk around wearing party hats and organizing group activities.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #177 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteCheese and rice! I want my job to sound god like. Put cocheese in charge of organizing the office party. That will keep him busy AND he can walk around wearing party hats and organizing group activities. I think he should be demoted to the snack bar Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #178 February 19, 2007 They used to call me "McParty".... till i lost my abilities and they changed it to "McWaterbed". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #179 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteCheese and rice! I want my job to sound god like. Put cocheese in charge of organizing the office party. That will keep him busy AND he can walk around wearing party hats and organizing group activities. I think he should be demoted to the snack bar If he has cheese whiz, he's already ready to start cranking out nachcos. . . . Wasn't there someone already on the list for nachos, though? Maybe that's tacos.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #180 February 19, 2007 QuoteCustomers + me with whipped cream = hell ya. ~~~~~ Hey, what about us managers? Edited to add - We like whipped cream too. I can put some whipped cream and eat it off you managers just as well. no wait, the managers can have me do what ever it is they want me to do. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #181 February 19, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guyBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #182 February 19, 2007 Can I be in charge of electronics?? I'm very good with things that require batteries!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #183 February 19, 2007 QuoteCan I be in charge of electronics?? I'm very good with things that require batteries!! Bobbi Well, eener is in electronics. Can ya handle just battery operated stuff? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #184 February 19, 2007 QuoteSad news for everyone: Due to an annonymous call to the loss prevention hotline, I regret to inform all employees that LisaH has been suspended from all duties as of immediately. Her return to services will be pending investigation. We at loss prevention would like to remind all employees that safe/moral practices will NOT be tollerated. ----------------------------------------- If you suspect suspicious behavior of any kind, contact the loss prevention hotline, to annonymously report your concerns. on the recording, please leave your name, and employee ID, as well as contact phone number. Thanks, Loss Prevention Team Doesn't look like anyone cared about the Loss Prevention Team... Sorry, but employees rule this supercenter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #185 February 19, 2007 Quote Doesn't look like anyone cared about the Loss Prevention Team... Sorry, but employees rule this supercenter. that is why i wanted to be the scary looking guy who hangs out in front of the store/ in parking lotCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #186 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuote Doesn't look like anyone cared about the Loss Prevention Team... Sorry, but employees rule this supercenter. that is why i wanted to be the scary looking guy who hangs out in front of the store/ in parking lot I'm so taking your gun away...Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #187 February 19, 2007 Hey, who's in charge of pajamas? I mean, I got lingerie sales, but I really think there needs to be a pajama section. Flannel ones, silk, feetie pajamas... C'mon, someone needs to be in charge of PJs... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #188 February 19, 2007 QuoteHey, who's in charge of pajamas? I mean, I got lingerie sales, but I really think there needs to be a pajama section. Flannel ones, silk, feetie pajamas... C'mon, someone needs to be in charge of PJs... Someone contact Linder. Immediately Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #189 February 19, 2007 Quote[I'm so taking your gun away... No! .. it is loaded and ready to use! .. oh wait, what gun are you talking about again?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #190 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteHey, who's in charge of pajamas? I mean, I got lingerie sales, but I really think there needs to be a pajama section. Flannel ones, silk, feetie pajamas... C'mon, someone needs to be in charge of PJs... Someone contact Linder. Immediately Fuck that, just put him in charge. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #191 February 19, 2007 Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy Linder - jammiesBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #192 February 19, 2007 Um, sweetie... Did Jello J (Thanatos) get fired from selling jello with alcohol? He's no longer on the list. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #193 February 19, 2007 Several were missing and are now back. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. My apologies. Just a reminder (per the boss) sexual harassment is required. Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantries pinkfairy - inkjet printers and supplies misternatural - pharmacy (will be highly monitored) Shermanator - loss prevention (gun certified) Ladyflyer - whipped cream Cocheese - snack bar cheese whiz guy Linder - jammies JohnRich - Ammo Kallend - edumacation materials Jello J - jello shots w/alcoholBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #194 February 19, 2007 "Can ya handle just battery operated stuff?" Hell yeah!!!! Handle it?? Hell, I can show them how to use it!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #195 February 19, 2007 You're naughty... and that's ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #196 February 19, 2007 How am I naughty??!! Just 'cause I am quailified for my job??? I'm not gonna sleep my way up the ladder you know!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #197 February 19, 2007 because you want me and you know it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #198 February 19, 2007 I'm callin' the Supervisor!!! Sexual Harassment!!!! Help!!! Someone!! Help!! He wants to touch my batteries!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #199 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm callin' the Supervisor!!! Sexual Harassment!!!! Help!!! Someone!! Help!! He wants to touch my batteries!!! Bwahhhhhhhhhh!! Shall I take my tongs to him? How about Raid? My broom? You name it hon. Course all a girl really needs is a roll of duct tape and some WD-40 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #200 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm callin' the Supervisor!!! Sexual Harassment!!!! Help!!! Someone!! Help!! He wants to touch my batteries!!! Bobbi But, Bobbi, sexual harrassment is required... You must not have read the employee handbook. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
