sharimcm 0 #126 February 17, 2007 QuoteI'm so sucking at this I like it when you suck. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #127 February 17, 2007 YAY!!! I got the job I applied for. thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you... Of course, as many cards & letters as I send overseas to my honey, maybe I should've asked for the stationery and postal department. And the passport department so I can travel overseas to have sexual exploits! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #128 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm so sucking at this I like it when you suck.You can suck the pudding off of me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #129 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm so sucking at this I like it when you suck.You can suck the pudding off of me Clean-up on aisle 4. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #130 February 17, 2007 QuoteYAY!!! I got the job I applied for. thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you... Of course, as many cards & letters as I send overseas to my honey, maybe I should've asked for the stationery and postal department. And the passport department so I can travel overseas to have sexual exploits! Sweetie...all of your corresponding with your loved one is company policy as well Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #131 February 17, 2007 QuoteSweetie...all of your corresponing with your loved one is company policy as well [RED]REALLY??? AWESOME!!! [/RED][/B] You are the bestest boss ever! thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you... thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you...thank you... I really think that when you get ready to hand out "brown noser of the month" that I should win! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #132 February 17, 2007 Ok, this HR girl is going to bed...feel free to dress up and fuck the mannequins...nobody will be fired. Sunny..I tried Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #133 February 17, 2007 Good Night, nice boss lady! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #134 February 17, 2007 QuoteGood Night, nice boss lady! Shush... It's just my cover I'm so fired tomorrow GoodnightBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #135 February 17, 2007 Nah. I'll grovel to Sunny in the morning for you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #136 February 17, 2007 Quote I'm so fired tomorrow Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!)TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #137 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuote I'm so fired tomorrow Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!) I can help!! Having a piercing or two of my own, even though I am not quite knowledgable in the field, I may be able to help a little. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #138 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote I'm so fired tomorrow Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!) I can help!! Having a piercing or two of my own, even though I am not quite knowledgable in the field, I may be able to help a little. Exactly what I need--someone with expertise!! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #139 February 17, 2007 Surprise visit from the boos at 2:30am. What the hell has happened to my store? I got naked mannequins, a pudding mess on aisle 4, and the things i'm seeing on the surveillance cam...well WOW!!! I'm so proud of you lisa. Latest list to add miss jewels to the team Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) Carry on with the trouble making. I'm going back to bed again (alone this time since the boytoy just called in to go plow...stupid snow) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #140 February 17, 2007 Screw you Ms. "Manager". I am NOT applying for a position. You'd probably stick me with cleaning up behind you guys every Monday. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #141 February 17, 2007 QuoteOh I'm sure of that..she's pretty. I'm not into shoes..so it's your decision Aw, you're so sweet. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #142 February 17, 2007 Good morning all Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out)Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #143 February 17, 2007 Quote Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) There is a serious lacking in the Hardware department. I have plenty of recent exerience. I can make sure there are plenty of Swooper repair kits in stock. I have management experience, so I would be looking for hardware flunkies to do all of my work.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #144 February 17, 2007 Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitationsBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #145 February 18, 2007 Get to work. We are about to go bankrupt Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #146 February 18, 2007 New employee alert! Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - pantriesBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #147 February 18, 2007 QuoteNew employee alert! Skymama - spray butter and shoe dept Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Jewels - jewelry (shari to help out) monkycndo-Hardware(plates/rods/screws) Selbbub78 - first aid and wedding invitations LisaM - panties Fixed it!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #148 February 18, 2007 No no no! Pantries! Sharimcm already has lingerie. Focus! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #149 February 18, 2007 LisaM - panties -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fixed it! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #150 February 18, 2007 I direct you to my previous reply! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2677348#2677348 Now stop causing trouble and go eat! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
