LisaH 0 #101 February 17, 2007 I was thinking chocolate initally, but now I think each day will have to be a new flavor. I'm partial to butterscotch. Company benefits. You are entitled to whatever flavor you need/want for the day.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #102 February 17, 2007 Man... That LisaH girl is a bitch... Bossy... I like that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #103 February 17, 2007 QuoteI'm confused....am I the PR person or is the ammo guy the PR person? You are...go out and get us some business girl.... He just sells bullets.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #104 February 17, 2007 Quote shoes I think skymama can sell the shoes... What do you think? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #105 February 17, 2007 OKay, but I've been sampling the merchandise in the alcohol aisle.....do you think that will be an assett or a detriment to attracting more business? Or am I attracting new employees? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #106 February 17, 2007 QuoteOKay, but I've been sampling the merchandise in the alcohol aisle.....do you think that will be an assett or a detriment to attracting more business? Or am I attracting new employees? Andy....you're fired Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #107 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteOKay, but I've been sampling the merchandise in the alcohol aisle.....do you think that will be an assett or a detriment to attracting more business? Or am I attracting new employees? Andy....you're fired Hey!! Don't fire the supervisor!! Fire the employees... And, a little sampling is good... It would probably attract more business. Hot drunk girl. WTF? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #108 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuote shoes I think skymama can sell the shoes... What do you think? Oh I'm sure of that..she's pretty. I'm not into shoes..so it's your decision Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #109 February 17, 2007 No, no, it's not his fault!!! I told him that it was like Sam's Club, you give out samples. Then I just 'misappropriated" (damn that words hard to spell wheen you've been drinking) a few of the samples. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #110 February 17, 2007 You're firing me!!! WTF!!! Come on!!! I was only gonna sell to 17 year olds for crack, damn.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #111 February 17, 2007 I LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #112 February 17, 2007 QuoteHow about a chocolate/vanilla swirl? That would be REALLY hot!! But, butterscotch is yummy as well. I'll use the swirl on special occasions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #113 February 17, 2007 QuoteYou're firing me!!! WTF!!! Come on!!! I was only gonna sell to 17 year olds for crack, damn. Don't do it again. You're not fired. Now dust those bottles.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #114 February 17, 2007 QuoteI LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!! Listen to me bitch! Obey me or you will be spanked... YOU MUST put Andy back on as supervisor!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #115 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!! Listen to me bitch! Obey me or you will be spanked... YOU MUST put Andy back on as supervisor!! I just did. Ok, lock the doors. We are closed for business. Employee play day. Carry on...and have fun Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #116 February 17, 2007 Woohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #117 February 17, 2007 QuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!!Don;'t forget the pudding... but it must be licked off of me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #118 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!!Don;'t forget the pudding... but it must be licked off of me. Can I start the licking? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #119 February 17, 2007 QuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!! And tell Andy he's not fired. Just on probation. He needs to stop sampling the stock Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #120 February 17, 2007 Im not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #121 February 17, 2007 QuoteIm not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #122 February 17, 2007 Excuse me, Miss Lisa in charge.... Can I have a job? I notice that no one is in charge of the arts/crafts/sewing department. I'm quite creative and very efficient with my hands! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #123 February 17, 2007 QuoteIm not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! Now you've been demoted to "Toilet Seat Sales". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #124 February 17, 2007 Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. 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Divided here, together, i'll make my own way to the exit LisaH Jumps License In sport : 16 : Enter License : 4 years Feb 16, 2007, 8:41 PM Post #85 of 122 (78 views) Copy Shortcut Registered: Apr 14, 2006 Posts: 2078 Re: [LisaH] Employee update [In reply to] Edit | Delete | Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And & crafts too.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #125 February 17, 2007 I'm so sucking at this Here is my last post before Sunshine fires me Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Sorry for the added crap earlier Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next Page 5 of 12 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
LisaH 0 #113 February 17, 2007 QuoteYou're firing me!!! WTF!!! Come on!!! I was only gonna sell to 17 year olds for crack, damn. Don't do it again. You're not fired. Now dust those bottles.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #114 February 17, 2007 QuoteI LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!! Listen to me bitch! Obey me or you will be spanked... YOU MUST put Andy back on as supervisor!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #115 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!! Listen to me bitch! Obey me or you will be spanked... YOU MUST put Andy back on as supervisor!! I just did. Ok, lock the doors. We are closed for business. Employee play day. Carry on...and have fun Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #116 February 17, 2007 Woohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #117 February 17, 2007 QuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!!Don;'t forget the pudding... but it must be licked off of me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #118 February 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!!Don;'t forget the pudding... but it must be licked off of me. Can I start the licking? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #119 February 17, 2007 QuoteWoohoo!!! Break out the samples!!!! Alchohol, lingerie, sexy shoes, sporting goods, come on people!!! And tell Andy he's not fired. Just on probation. He needs to stop sampling the stock Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #120 February 17, 2007 Im not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #121 February 17, 2007 QuoteIm not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #122 February 17, 2007 Excuse me, Miss Lisa in charge.... Can I have a job? I notice that no one is in charge of the arts/crafts/sewing department. I'm quite creative and very efficient with my hands! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #123 February 17, 2007 QuoteIm not sampling it, im fucking wrecking it! Now you've been demoted to "Toilet Seat Sales". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #124 February 17, 2007 Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~ Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out diablopilot Jumps License In sport : 5001 : D 23489 : 8 years Feb 16, 2007, 8:38 PM Post #83 of 122 (90 views) Copy Shortcut Registered: Mar 5, 2002 Posts: 10186 Re: [sunshine] DZcom supercenter [In reply to] Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- billvon & amy - sex toys me - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -jp- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Shut up and jump." "Suck it up, cupcake." Andy_Copland Jumps License In sport : 74 : A : 1 years Feb 16, 2007, 8:39 PM Post #84 of 122 (85 views) Copy Shortcut Registered: May 28, 2005 Posts: 3280 Re: [LisaH] Employee update [In reply to] Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're damn lucky, i was about to pull my boxer shorts up to look like Y-fronts and apply for model -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #147 - Sonic Rodeo So here i am now, im ready. I've been waiting for the sky to fall. You know that hell's got no fury, like a man too scared to just back down. We dont want peace and quiet, if it means walking unidentified. Divided here, together, i'll make my own way to the exit LisaH Jumps License In sport : 16 : Enter License : 4 years Feb 16, 2007, 8:41 PM Post #85 of 122 (78 views) Copy Shortcut Registered: Apr 14, 2006 Posts: 2078 Re: [LisaH] Employee update [In reply to] Edit | Delete | Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And & crafts too.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #125 February 17, 2007 I'm so sucking at this Here is my last post before Sunshine fires me Skymama - spray butter Guppie & McBeth - pudding Stitch - coupons Demonboy - condoms & lube Bolas - engagement rings Sunshine - peanut butter Cocheese - cheese Wildcard - deli (cause of his awesome meat) Remster - banana hammocks Turtle - feminine hygiene products Kelel & Flyangel - alcohol Skybytch - giant cheeze its denren - automotive billyvance - ace wraps sharimcm - lingerie sales lisah - lingerie measurer person scoop - lingerie modeling jumper03 - tacos typicalfish - greeter/cart getter Muenkel - Rubber floor mats skyprite - cereal Squeakers - pets Jessica - office supplies sartre - floral shop (plus she gets the helium tank for the balloons!!) eener - electricians...i mean electronics Jceman - bait Remster - knee pads Walt - Laxative guy *PROMOTED* Andy - Alcohol Supervisor valjumps46 - Pet Dept. Contact Squeak for your job duties. billvon & Amy - sex toys diablopilot - complaint department (perpetually out to lunch) Boinky - in charge of all things in the sewing section :) And the crafts stuff too. Sorry for the added crap earlier Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
