wmw999 2,566 #1 May 21, 2010 The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother F***** While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think hairy butts are really sexy. Her boobs are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. Sure I'd love to wear a condom! We haven't been shopping for ages, let's go and I can hold your purse. Stuff Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say: Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. I think hairy butts are really sexy. Hey, get a whiff of that one. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. This diamond is way too big! I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. Wow, it really is 14 inches! Does this make my butt look too small? I'm wrong, you must be right again. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #2 May 21, 2010 Nice I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 May 21, 2010 ''No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. '' > that is a damn good movieI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 May 21, 2010 Quote The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. I say the top one all the time. The middle occasionally. The bottom one, sure, I'm okay with that. Let me go get my man card and hand it over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #5 May 21, 2010 Quote Quote The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. I say the top one all the time. The middle occasionally. The bottom one, sure, I'm okay with that. Let me go get my man card and hand it over. WHAT?? Alright.. Who gave John a man-card?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 May 21, 2010 Quote Quote The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. I say the top one all the time. The middle occasionally. The bottom one, sure, I'm okay with that. Let me go get my man card and hand it over. No need - Being nice to V is a requirement for possessing the man card - so your Carbon ManCard offsets are in balance -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 May 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. I say the top one all the time. The middle occasionally. The bottom one, sure, I'm okay with that. Let me go get my man card and hand it over. No need - Being nice to V is a requirement for possessing the man card - so your Carbon ManCard offsets are in balance - *gasp*! So it was you!! BAD turtle!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 May 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. I say the top one all the time. The middle occasionally. The bottom one, sure, I'm okay with that. Let me go get my man card and hand it over. No need - Being nice to V is a requirement for possessing the man card - so your Carbon ManCard offsets are in balance - *gasp*! So it was you!! BAD turtle! I know how the world works - there are three types of women that matter - the ones that you are already friends with, treat them as you would one of the guys, the ones that you are trying to bed (includes wives, even though it may no longer apply) you treat them with the up most respect and submission, then there are the Matriarchs, V, Skymama, Mom . . . you really should just bow down before them - or get your ass kicked - your choice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #9 May 21, 2010 Quote let's watch Murphy Brown How old is this list? "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 May 22, 2010 Quote WHAT?? Alright.. Who gave John a man-card?? Ow, that's gonna leave a f-ing bruise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 May 22, 2010 Quote I know how the world works - there are three types of women that matter - the ones that you are already friends with, treat them as you would one of the guys, the ones that you are trying to bed (includes wives, even though it may no longer apply) you treat them with the up most respect and submission, then there are the Matriarchs, V, Skymama, Mom . . . you really should just bow down before them - or get your ass kicked - your choice. Some women are all 3 rolled into one. Why do men put women on a pedestal? It makes it easier to look up their dress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 May 22, 2010 ..and with that, you get the card back. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 May 22, 2010 Quote ..and with that, you get the card back. +1 "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
