Nataly 38 #1 May 22, 2010 Dear GOD! My brother has booked his tickets; my mother has rented a HUGE cabin; and most importantly, the fighting has begun.. Am I the only one who believes it's too early to even start thinking about the Holidays??!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 May 22, 2010 Quote Am I the only one who believes it's too early to even start drinking about the Holidays??! Fixed it for ya. Nope, go get a head start, girl. Hey, and that crack about my man card . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 May 22, 2010 Quote Quote Am I the only one who believes it's too early to even start drinking about the Holidays??! Fixed it for ya. Nope, go get a head start, girl. Hey, and that crack about my man card . . . Awww John.. I only made that joke about the man card because I knew you'd take it like a man! Yes.. Drinking about the Holidays.. Could definitely get a head start on that!! I just picture my ideal Christmas as such: a warm sunny beach, somewhere lovely and exotic, surrounded by my entire (large) family.. What I get instead is like 2 people showing up in the middle of shittsville New Brunswick, with a lot of fighting about everything (including why no one ever shows up for Christmas).. D'oh.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 May 22, 2010 Quote Hey, and that crack about my man card . . . Damn. I missed that.Someone please give me a link!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 May 23, 2010 i go with john, start drinking.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #6 May 23, 2010 This holiday season you should plan an extended skydiving vacation to SoCal (Perris, Elsinore, Taft) with a side trip to Eloy for the Christmas Boogie. Ditch the family and disappear to the States for a couple of months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 May 23, 2010 Quote This holiday season you should plan an extended skydiving vacation to SoCal (Perris, Elsinore, Taft) with a side trip to Eloy for the Christmas Boogie. Ditch the family and disappear to the States for a couple of months. *sigh*.. VERY tempting, but I actually *want* to see my family.. Just wish everyone would show up, and it would be even nicer if we all gathered somewhere where it won't be cold enough to get snotsicles hanging from your nose after being outside for more than 30 seconds!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #8 May 23, 2010 Quote...but I actually *want* to see my family... Wow, good for you. That whole concept is alien to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote This holiday season you should plan an extended skydiving vacation to SoCal (Perris, Elsinore, Taft) with a side trip to Eloy for the Christmas Boogie. Ditch the family and disappear to the States for a couple of months. *sigh*.. VERY tempting, but I actually *want* to see my family.. Just wish everyone would show up, and it would be even nicer if we all gathered somewhere where it won't be cold enough to get snotsicles hanging from your nose after being outside for more than 30 seconds!! Uh You are from Canuckistan..... the only part of the country I know where there is even a possibility of a lack of snotcicles is Victoria or Vancouver at that time of year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote ...but I actually *want* to see my family... Wow, good for you. That whole concept is alien to me. Try this.. Move to a place so far away you only get to see your family about once every 5 years.. Then you might want to spend time with them (but only every 5 years!!). "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #11 May 23, 2010 Yeah, that's pretty much what I've done... except for the wanting to see them after 5 years part... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote ...but I actually *want* to see my family... Wow, good for you. That whole concept is alien to me. Try this.. Move to a place so far away you only get to see your family about once every 5 years.. Then you might want to spend time with them (but only every 5 years!!). That worked for me..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 May 23, 2010 Quote Uh You are from Canuckistan..... the only part of the country I know where there is even a possibility of a lack of snotcicles is Victoria or Vancouver at that time of year Heh heh.. Canuckistan!! You crack me up! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #14 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Uh You are from Canuckistan..... the only part of the country I know where there is even a possibility of a lack of snotcicles is Victoria or Vancouver at that time of year Heh heh.. Canuckistan!! You crack me up! Yeah, I thought it was the GREAT WHITE NORTH!!?? Aeh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 May 23, 2010 Quote i go with john, start drinking.. Hey, that should have a Let's get the party stared. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 May 23, 2010 Quote Yeah, that's pretty much what I've done... except for the wanting to see them after 5 years part... Same here."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites