Modern Art?

[BillyVance 35]

I posed this question to Walt Appel in an email:

"I just had an idea... Would people buy fucked up sick and twisted art? I have all this stupid fucking green globs of crap in my sinuses and throat. Thought about buying a bunch of small 4 X 6 art boards, glass panes and frames. Then when I need to clear shit up, cough it out or blow fresh green goopy globs of snot out of my nose on an art board, slap the glass on to keep the air out and frame it. Would anybody buy them?"

Walt's reply (vintage walt humor):

"I have often thought that the difference between a piece of trash and a stunning work of art is a great line of bullshit. If you look at some of the crap that passes for stunning art, I think your idea would be a lot more interesting.

[museum tour guide, speaking to crowd]: 'And earlier this year we were among the fortunate few to get these rare pieces by a relatively unknown but brilliant and mysterious new artist named Icant Fukinhearu. These rare pieces mix light, texture, color and fragrance into something more than a piece of art on a wall... they are an experience.'

I see the Museum of Modern Art in your future. LOL"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skyrider 0]

ROFL @ Icant Fuckinhearu

[mutumbo 0]

you must not have heard about the guy who can eat eat brightly colored things, hold them in his throat and vomit them back up onto canvas. now THATS art

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[DigitalDave 0]

You can already buy menstrual art.

http://www.drakenenergie.nl/art_by_women.htm

[skyrider 0]

The Op may think this thread is funny , but it's Snot!

[turtlespeed 226]

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The Op may think this thread is funny , but it's Snot!

Dount go buggering everything up with punny humor!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[headoverheels 334]

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I have all this stupid fucking green globs of crap in my sinuses and throat. Thought about buying a bunch of small 4 X 6 art boards, glass panes and frames. Then when I need to clear shit up, cough it out or blow fresh green goopy globs of snot out of my nose on an art board, slap the glass on to keep the air out and frame it.

I guess you can pass yourself off as a phlegm-ish artist.

[popsjumper 2]

God help us when he gets to his excrementalism phase...oh wait, that's Walt's.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[turtlespeed 226]

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God help us when he gets to his excrementalism phase...oh wait, that's Walt's.

Since he is the house husband, he could do an "At Home' job . . .

It may take 2 years to get pait, but HEY - what else can he do without hurting himself?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

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God help us when he gets to his excrementalism phase...oh wait, that's Walt's.

Since he is the house husband, he could do an "At Home' job . . .

It may take 2 years to get pait, but HEY - what else can he do without hurting himself?

That guy would have better luck getting Ripley's Believe It Or Not to make an offer on it, just not for that much.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban