lisamariewillbe 1 #1 May 17, 2006 Odd combination I know but, heres the story, they typos will be worse then normal since I am now sitting with a coffee filter wrapped around my pointer finger trying to type.... Let me create the setting, a day devoted to house cleaning and pwing...As I look for a lighter to light my gardina yankee candle I realize it does not exist....HOWEVER I have a pyrex square pan , and a stove. I lay the candle in the pyrex pan and proceed to post whore between laundry.... as I am in the middle of pming my offer of marriage to GFD I hear a loud POP and WHOOSH.... My pyrex pan shattered and the stove caught on fire, tried with my might to blow the small flame out.... realizing I should shut the stove off it kinda went out on its own as I did that.... so here we have candles, shattered glass and its all over the place seeping into the stove.... GREAT...so I get back to PWing as it was hot still and I have to work soon.... Went to go take a picture of the carnage, and realized that thats like 6 bucks in candle stuck to those glass pieces and I can salvage some.... so as I am scraping the candle bits out of the broken glass I slice the top of my finger.... it wont stop bleeding... Im running out of coffee filters... and it burns.... gardina candle oil hurts when it is in a wound.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 May 17, 2006 you silly girl.... stiches?? edited to add: butterfly / bandaid should suffice. xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 May 17, 2006 $6 in candle wax or $1500 in ER bills? Bad bad girl! Just clean it up and superglue it. Then wrap it. Oh and hold it up over your head to stop the bleeding. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 May 17, 2006 I cant run water over it, burns from the oil of the candle the filters are working fine Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 May 17, 2006 merely a flesh wound!! and I didn't get the thing about the stove until the picture. I have to give it to you for creativity. You do know that sphaghetti(sp) will catch fire and can be used for a temporary match. It smells like crap though.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 May 17, 2006 Quote merely a flesh wound!! muahahahhaaa Love M.P QuoteI have to give it to you for creativity Im blaming it on the Bon-fire... I was post whoring so thats why it happened , not because my creative solution to my lighter problem was wreckless QuoteYou do know that sphaghetti(sp) will catch fire and can be used for a temporary match. It smells like crap though. Now ya tell me, you are liable for my damaged finger since you did not tell me a better solution to my issue lmao edit to add, the one where it is bleeding was before I even attempted to know how bad it was, I ran and got my phone.... Im a dork... the other was taken after I took a few mins to wrap it in the coffee filtersSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 May 17, 2006 I saw no such post describing such problem and thus I am not liable for any of your creativity induced injuries. I think that ummmm you must have really wanted to burn a candle. Odd.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 May 17, 2006 Next time use the Clean Cotton scented candle. It's not any safer, but I prefer the aromaI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 May 17, 2006 It was deleted when you didnt respond okay so anyone have solutions on how to get the candle wax out from below the burner lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #10 May 17, 2006 Next time read the writing on the bottom of your Pryex. It says "NOT FOR STOVETOP USAGE" or "NO RANGETOP" on it. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 May 17, 2006 I figured that was a mere suggestion....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #12 May 17, 2006 Quote$6 in candle wax or $1500 in ER bills? Bad bad girl! Just clean it up and superglue it. Then wrap it. Oh and hold it up over your head to stop the bleeding. Totally agree. Superglue works well. I speak from experience - a close encounter with a garlic knife! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #13 May 17, 2006 Quoteokay so anyone have solutions on how to get the candle wax out from below the burner lol Yes, lift the element and take out the black pan. The rest you can figure out. Good luck!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #14 May 17, 2006 Quote okay so anyone have solutions on how to get the candle wax out from below the burner lol Yes, but it involves a stripper,a midget, and a propane torch......nevermind.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 May 17, 2006 QuoteNext time read the writing on the bottom of your Pryex. It says "NOT FOR STOVETOP USAGE" or "NO RANGETOP" on it. It really doesn't matter. My mother called me the other night asking me if I wanted Glass Chicken with them. When I asked her what she was talking about, she said that her Pyrex casserole dish exploded in the oven leaving chicken parts and glass everywhere. Needless to say, they went out for dinner that night. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 May 17, 2006 What if the stripper is a midget? Or do they need to be seperate... if so not sure if I can get ahold of a stripperSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 May 17, 2006 Quote okay so anyone have solutions on how to get the candle wax out from below the burner lol I think if you pee on it that works.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #18 May 17, 2006 QuoteIt was deleted when you didnt respond okay so anyone have solutions on how to get the candle wax out from below the burner lol Take the burner pan out, put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, it scrapes out really easy. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 May 17, 2006 You COMPLETE dork!!! Ok, that said, I did shatter a pyrex on the stove top trying to cook spaghetti before. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 May 17, 2006 When wax is frozen , it will pop off anything that it is stuck to...for example...do you have left over wax in a votive holder? If so...place said votive holder in freezer upside down and it will pop out in about 10 mins or you can very gently pry it out with a non sharp object after about 10 mins in the freezer...works with all candle holders not just votive, votive was used as an example...I am done here.BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 May 17, 2006 That's CRAP! My mother-in-law told me that b/c I really like this big oval-shaped glass the candle came in and wanted to save it as a flower vase. I froze it, and the wax would NOT come out. So I stuck a steak knife down in there and went to work. I flicked the steak knife out on accident and cut my finger! Now, WHY would you want poor Lisamarie to cut another finger, sickie? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 May 17, 2006 QuoteNow, WHY would you want poor Lisamarie to cut another finger, sickie?Crazy I was going to post what I just did to my thumb trying to scrap the wax off of the stove top cuts on fingers (up to three now) hurt like a MO FO.... Its slowly turning into a no shit there I was during the kitchen fire, bleeding all over the place, .... story... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 May 17, 2006 Iz OK. My wrists look suicidal right now Last week I was taking a wine glass down from the wine glass rack/holder thing and it slipped right out of my butterfingers, landed on the countertop and somehow pieces of it shattered up into both wrists But alas, any crazy will tell you, they were not cut the right way for proper suicidal attempt. (THANK GOODNESS!) I had to pull a piece out of my right wrist, then (with my hunny's help) ran them under water, poured hydrogen peroxide over it, and ace-bandaged the shit out of them, and had to hold them up over my head for an entire 30 minutes!!! I was late for my dinner date and did not have time (after my hunny and I cleaned up my mess) to actually have a glass of wine. Now THAT'S some crapPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #24 May 17, 2006 yur one of dem smert poepel aern't yez Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 May 17, 2006 yes Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
