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BillyVance

just had my balls clipped

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will it still hurt if you get them kicked ? :D:D



Of course! :D:D:D They're still there. Only the tubes from them have been cut and sewn up.

I never thought I needed a frozen bag of anything... until last night. The whole goddamn nutsack and mini-me got so fucking itchy I was going bonkers, not to mention the swelling of certain parts that started Sunday night.

Luckily I have a frozen pack of fake peas that you re-freeze when it has thawed. That was the only relief I had from the itching. :|

Remind me to post the BBM chat thread about this whole thing. It's hysterical. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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will it still hurt if you get them kicked ? :D:D



Of course! :D:D:D They're still there. Only the tubes from them have been cut and sewn up.

I never thought I needed a frozen bag of anything... until last night. The whole goddamn nutsack and mini-me got so fucking itchy I was going bonkers, not to mention the swelling of certain parts that started Sunday night.

Luckily I have a frozen pack of fake peas that you re-freeze when it has thawed. That was the only relief I had from the itching. :|

Remind me to post the BBM chat thread about this whole thing. It's hysterical. :D


NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR ITCHY BALLS!

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A week ago, last Friday actually, I dropped off the first of three semen specimens as part of the post-op procedures. Yesterday I got the letter in the mail describing what was found in the sample.

"Results of your semen analysis shows: one dead sperm. Please continue precautions and return in one month for another analysis."

Say what? "one dead sperm"? Nooooo.... Really????

What the fuck? :D:S

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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