stevebabin 0 #26 May 1, 2010 Cartoon for you, Billy...."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 May 1, 2010 the world's a safer place now! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #28 May 1, 2010 That's going to make it real tough for me to explain your NEXT kid You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 May 1, 2010 Yeah sure it will. Well so far so good. It hasn't caused me any problems. There's barely any pain. I can walk down to the mailbox/newspaper tube, and can almost walk a normal gait. The worst part of the whole thing in surgery was when the doc poured the iodine all over my crotch. Holy fuck that was COLD! THEN doc had to pull and stretch my nutsack. Did I say that the doc complimented me on my shaving job? He said I looked like a poodle. ETA: I haven't even needed any bag of frozen peas or anything like that. It's not that bad. Only thing I should not have done was pick up my baby out of the crib and then stoop over to put her on the floor. Oof! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #30 May 1, 2010 Quote Did I say that the doc complimented me on my shaving job? He said I looked like a poodle. Couldve lived without that image Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 May 1, 2010 Quote Quote Did I say that the doc complimented me on my shaving job? He said I looked like a poodle. Couldve lived without that image Add in a black and blue splotch. Looks like the oil spill on satellite image in the Gulf. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #32 May 1, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Did I say that the doc complimented me on my shaving job? He said I looked like a poodle. Couldve lived without that image Add in a black and blue splotch. Looks like the oil spill on satellite image in the Gulf. And dinner is now on my computer. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 May 1, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Did I say that the doc complimented me on my shaving job? He said I looked like a poodle. Couldve lived without that image Add in a black and blue splotch. Looks like the oil spill on satellite image in the Gulf. And dinner is now on my computer. Thanks My work is done! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #34 May 2, 2010 Congrats, Billy! Think of the money you could have made by auctioning off the surgery rights o the folks here on dz,com! People would have paid TENS of dollars to use rusty gardening implements on your boys!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #35 May 2, 2010 Quote And dinner is now on my computer. Thanks Were you still chewing it in your mouth or did it come back up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #36 May 2, 2010 did your voice raise two octaves? Oh wait, you wouldn't know!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #37 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote And dinner is now on my computer. Thanks Were you still chewing it in your mouth or did it come back up? A little bit of both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #38 May 3, 2010 Quote did your voice raise two octaves? Oh wait, you wouldn't know!! That's only if you get kicked in the balls big time. No difference here and yes, I'd know if my voice changed. I've got some swelling that I'm concerned about and it's incredibly itchy and driving me nuts. Hope I made your day with THAT image, Amstalder! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #39 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote did your voice raise two octaves? Oh wait, you wouldn't know!! That's only if you get kicked in the balls big time. No difference here and yes, I'd know if my voice changed. I've got some swelling that I'm concerned about and it's incredibly itchy and driving me nuts. Hope I made your day with THAT image, Amstalder! Oh yes.. Yes you did. Now anytime I see you, Im going to think of you scratching your swollen balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #40 May 3, 2010 You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Billy were unaware that he had any balls.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #41 May 3, 2010 Quote You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Billy were unaware that he had any balls. I think Airtwardo would disagree, and then say this: "You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Divot were unaware that he had any balls." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Billy were unaware that he had any balls. I think Airtwardo would disagree, and then say this: "You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Divot were unaware that he had any balls." Have you ever talked shit to an elevator full of drunken rugby players? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #43 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Billy were unaware that he had any balls. I think Airtwardo would disagree, and then say this: "You all are missing the big news here. Those of us that know Divot were unaware that he had any balls." Have you ever talked shit to an elevator full of drunken rugby players? Now those are the ones who could rival the English in # of teeth left. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #44 May 3, 2010 Quote Have you ever talked shit to an elevator full of drunken rugby players? I do like to expand the limits of my stupidityHey-You home this week? May be out your way Wed or Thurs.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #45 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Have you ever talked shit to an elevator full of drunken rugby players? I do like to expand the limits of my stupidityHey-You home this week? May be out your way Wed or Thurs. Why? So you can honk your horn as you zoom by like you say you do when you pass me? At least he'll hear you. Do it at dawn. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #46 May 3, 2010 His part of the world has electricity, indoor plumbing, dental care, and actual customers. I've been know to overnight there.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #47 May 3, 2010 Quote His part of the world has electricity, indoor plumbing, dental care, and actual customers. I've been know to overnight there. And you're saying my part of the world don't? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #48 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Have you ever talked shit to an elevator full of drunken rugby players? I do like to expand the limits of my stupidityHey-You home this week? May be out your way Wed or Thurs. I'm around this week and have nothing pressing that I know of that would not allow me to meet up with ya somewhere. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #49 May 3, 2010 Quote Quote Shouldnt this thread belong in the NSFW billy thread? only if he posted pics.... D.... why would you even say that.... Billy may just oblige you. Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #50 May 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Shouldnt this thread belong in the NSFW billy thread? only if he posted pics.... D.... why would you even say that.... Billy may just oblige you. He would never post his whatnott in the forums. he only post his poop...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
