turtlespeed 226 #1 June 8, 2010 . . . and I was kinda thinking about Shah's posts. and all I could think of was, "damn - ya know - this chick is WAY too skinny." and "She would be so much better if she had a little meat on her bones" She was like 5'8" - which is not a deal breaker, but I like 'em a little shorter. Anyway - she had to be like a size 4 or something and looked like a lollipop surrounded by clothes. I don't know if my thoughts were being transmitted by my actions and expressions. I hope not, she seems like she would make a good friend, probably a darn good wingman, and she had a pretty good attitude, so I still would have given her all my effort if she wanted to get a little. I just don't know what other worth she would be - I mean - yeah - a bootie call every now and again, but she looked like I'd break her if it got energetic! I'd also like to think I have grown past that part in my life. I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 June 8, 2010 Quote but she looked like I'd break her if it got energetic! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 June 8, 2010 (golf clap)Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 June 8, 2010 It's ok Turtle.. they are pretty resilient when they are 20 years old Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 June 8, 2010 Quote I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality. I don't know which is sadder: Shah's trolling, or Turtle's opportunistic attempt to use it to suck up to the babes,PS: Hand over the Man Card."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 June 8, 2010 Quote Quote I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality. I don't know which is sadder: Shah's trolling, or Turtle's opportunistic attempt to use it to suck up to the babes,PS: Hand over the Man Card. His attempt was futile. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 June 8, 2010 Quote She was like 5'8" - which is not a deal breaker, but I like 'em a little shorter. You're still getting that crick in your neck whenever you have to look up, I see... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 June 8, 2010 Quote You're still getting that crick in your neck whenever you have to look up, I see... Nah, he keeps the neck muscles limber working the rest stops late at night.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 June 8, 2010 Quote Quote You're still getting that crick in your neck whenever you have to look up, I see... Nah, he keeps the neck muscles limber working the rest stops late at night. So that is why you always have a back ache!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 June 8, 2010 QuoteSo that is why you always have a back ache! Not as young as I once was and I have to bend and twist in a pretty awkward way to grab your ears when you start gagging and trying to back off.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #11 June 8, 2010 Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula? Pussy. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 June 8, 2010 Quote Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula? Pussy. lmao....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 June 8, 2010 Ain't nothin' BUT love around here!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #14 June 8, 2010 Quote Ain't nothin' BUT love around here!!! things havent changed!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 June 8, 2010 Quote Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula? Pussy. I can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night from the truckstop from Divot. His imagination is really quite exceptional the way he can imagine that bearded 400 pound truck driver doing the slurp and slop and STILL fantasize that it is me. I mean - he's a friend, so I don't want to judge, but it gets a little creepy sometimes the way he says "I Love You!" to me. But as I said, he's a friend and I really try to accept him for the cross dressing guy pack lover he is. I just wish Billy would just start putting out again for him. I'm a little worried. And the late night calls are making me lose some sleep.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 June 8, 2010 Quote It's ok Turtle.. they are pretty resilient when they are 20 years old Well - she was in her 30's She also had a quirky little thing . . . I didn't really think all that much about it, but in hind sight it seems a bit peculiar. I guess you could say she was . . . insecure. It was actually pretty annoying - she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention. I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods. All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 June 8, 2010 Quote Quote Ain't nothin' BUT love around here!!! things havent changed!! Not in the least!! How've ya been, Roo?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #18 June 8, 2010 Quote Quote Ain't nothin' BUT love around here!!! things havent changed!! Don't tell me you actually thought these guys grew up? HAHAHA!!! That will NEVER happen. And I love them for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #19 June 8, 2010 Quote Quote Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula? Pussy. I can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night from the truckstop from Divot. His imagination is really quite exceptional the way he can imagine that bearded 400 pound truck driver doing the slurp and slop and STILL fantasize that it is me. I mean - he's a friend, so I don't want to judge, but it gets a little creepy sometimes the way he says "I Love You!" to me. But as I said, he's a friend and I really try to accept him for the cross dressing guy pack lover he is. I just wish Billy would just start putting out again for him. I'm a little worried. And the late night calls are making me lose some sleep. What about the rest of the times?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 June 9, 2010 Quote Turtle......Pussy. Turtle isn't a pussy-but he's the next best thing when it's been awhile.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 June 9, 2010 Miss you RooYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 June 9, 2010 QuoteI can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night Hey! I've quit calling you at night. It's too tough to understand you when you're talking with your mouth full.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 June 9, 2010 QuoteQuoteI can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night Hey! I've quit calling you at night. It's too tough to understand you when you're talking with your mouth full. Well - Liz doesn't even seem to hear the phone. Maybe it's all the moaning and t6hrashing she's doing?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 June 9, 2010 Quote she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention. I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods. All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama. Ummm Turtle...that was an Irish Setter. Time to get back on yer meds. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 June 9, 2010 Quote Quote she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention. I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods. All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama. Ummm Turtle...that was an Irish Setter. Time to get back on yer meds. No. And you better be nice - Liz'll kick your ass too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites