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turtlespeed

So, I went out last night . . .

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. . . and I was kinda thinking about Shah's posts.

and all I could think of was, "damn - ya know - this chick is WAY too skinny."

and "She would be so much better if she had a little meat on her bones"

She was like 5'8" - which is not a deal breaker, but I like 'em a little shorter.:D:ph34r::)

Anyway - she had to be like a size 4 or something and looked like a lollipop surrounded by clothes.

I don't know if my thoughts were being transmitted by my actions and expressions. I hope not, she seems like she would make a good friend, probably a darn good wingman, and she had a pretty good attitude, so I still would have given her all my effort if she wanted to get a little. I just don't know what other worth she would be - I mean - yeah - a bootie call every now and again, but she looked like I'd break her if it got energetic!

I'd also like to think I have grown past that part in my life. I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality.



I don't know which is sadder:
Shah's trolling, or Turtle's opportunistic attempt to use it to suck up to the babes,:S

PS: Hand over the Man Card.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I guess I just don't see value in a different girl every night mentality.



I don't know which is sadder:
Shah's trolling, or Turtle's opportunistic attempt to use it to suck up to the babes,:S

PS: Hand over the Man Card.:P


His attempt was futile.

:P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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She was like 5'8" - which is not a deal breaker, but I like 'em a little shorter.:D:ph34r::)



You're still getting that crick in your neck whenever you have to look up, I see... :P
Mike
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You're still getting that crick in your neck whenever you have to look up, I see... :P



Nah, he keeps the neck muscles limber working the rest stops late at night.


So that is why you always have a back ache!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula?:S Pussy.:ph34r::D:D

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula?:S Pussy.:ph34r::D:D



I can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night from the truckstop from Divot.

His imagination is really quite exceptional the way he can imagine that bearded 400 pound truck driver doing the slurp and slop and STILL fantasize that it is me.

I mean - he's a friend, so I don't want to judge, but it gets a little creepy sometimes the way he says "I Love You!" to me. :o

But as I said, he's a friend and I really try to accept him for the cross dressing guy pack lover he is.

I just wish Billy would just start putting out again for him. I'm a little worried. And the late night calls are making me lose some sleep.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It's ok Turtle.. they are pretty resilient when they are 20 years old





:ph34r:



Well - she was in her 30's

She also had a quirky little thing . . . I didn't really think all that much about it, but in hind sight it seems a bit peculiar.

I guess you could say she was . . . insecure. It was actually pretty annoying - she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention.

I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods.

All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula?:S Pussy.:ph34r::D:D



I can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night from the truckstop from Divot.

His imagination is really quite exceptional the way he can imagine that bearded 400 pound truck driver doing the slurp and slop and STILL fantasize that it is me.

I mean - he's a friend, so I don't want to judge, but it gets a little creepy sometimes the way he says "I Love You!" to me. :o

But as I said, he's a friend and I really try to accept him for the cross dressing guy pack lover he is.

I just wish Billy would just start putting out again for him. I'm a little worried. And the late night calls are making me lose some sleep.[:/]


What about the rest of the times?
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I can't tell you how many phone calls I get at night



Hey! I've quit calling you at night. It's too tough to understand you when you're talking with your mouth full.



Well - Liz doesn't even seem to hear the phone. Maybe it's all the moaning and t6hrashing she's doing?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention.

I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods.

All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama.




Ummm Turtle...that was an Irish Setter. [:/]


Time to get back on yer meds. :S










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she kept asking me questions, digging for compliments, flipping her hair (which was red and curly +1) and always touching my armlike she was demanding of my attention.

I don't know - it seems like she is damaged goods.

All I can see with someone like this is turmoil, distrust, suspicion, and drama.




Ummm Turtle...that was an Irish Setter. [:/]


Time to get back on yer meds. :S


No. And you better be nice - Liz'll kick your ass too.:o:|:|:ph34r::ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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