Skydave103 0 #1 June 16, 2010 http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=12658552 WOW just fucking WOOOOW!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 16, 2010 So that's where the Perris jet went... j/k --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #3 June 16, 2010 "he said a friend paid her $60,000 to take more than a dozen suitcases from Los Angeles to an unattended hotel room in Columbus" She Should have rented a van You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 June 16, 2010 506 pounds of contraband and attempting to move it in the most conspicuous way possible . . . brilliant.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 June 16, 2010 Quote She Should have rented a van Nope. You rent a van, you leave a trail. You buy a piece of shit, boring as hell, grey Toyota Camry for a couple grand cash and dump it once you get there.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #6 June 16, 2010 ding ding ding.. we have a winnah!!LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 June 16, 2010 Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 June 16, 2010 Quote Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone.Chuck If she was blonde and dressed like a hollywood starlet, maybe! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 June 16, 2010 Quote Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone.Chuck I used to jump with a guy who flew charter biz-jets. His company was once hired by Cher. She needed two jets. One for her. One for her wardrobe."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 June 16, 2010 Quote Quote Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone.Chuck If she was blonde and dressed like a hollywood starlet, maybe! By the photo of her, she damned sure, wouldn't fit that bill!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #11 June 16, 2010 Quote Quote She Should have rented a van Nope. You rent a van, you leave a trail. You buy a piece of shit, boring as hell, grey Toyota Camry for a couple grand cash and dump it once you get there. So...Our mod has done this before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #12 June 16, 2010 Remember, he works in show biz. He's gotta pay the bills somehow! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 June 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote She Should have rented a van Nope. You rent a van, you leave a trail. You buy a piece of shit, boring as hell, grey Toyota Camry for a couple grand cash and dump it once you get there. So...Our mod has done this before! Well, it's easier to be inconspicuous when you're as boring as I am.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #14 June 16, 2010 QuoteCan't fix stupid..... Proven daily in the SC! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 June 16, 2010 Quote Quote Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone.Chuck I used to jump with a guy who flew charter biz-jets. His company was once hired by Cher. She needed two jets. One for her. One for her wardrobe. Dayum! Seein' as how it was Cher... I understand. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 June 17, 2010 QuoteOne for her wardrobe. FedEx? Seriously - that's gotta be the stupidest thing I've heard in the last 20 seconds. The last stupid thing was the original post.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
