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nigel99

Rude Rhymes

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Who knows any rude rhymes?

I remember these ones from years ago...

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
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OMG....memory flashback, this was the song I was singing cadence back in the military that got my ass in trouble, capital T on that twubble :D
I had exausted all my cadence songs and was starting to repeat, so I tossed a few non standard ones in...
seems even out in the hills of camp pendleton a female officer can be bad news

Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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