Men v. Women

[davjohns 1]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[JohnMitchell 16]

[dgskydive 0]

thanks for the laugh

Dom

[davjohns 1]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[BillyVance 35]

Nice... Johnny would have sounded better than Edward though.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[wmw999 2,588]

Billy, I wonder if they were originally called "little Billy" jokes but you had them change the name?

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[futuredivot 0]

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Nice... Johnny would have sounded better than Edward though.

How the fuck would you know? Now get off the computer and go take care of your wife and my kids.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[d_squared431 0]

That was funny...

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[eeneR 3]

Had to share this one with the co-worker

Good one Dave

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[bluetwo 0]

Introduce her to afterwards?

I love it!!

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[BillyVance 35]

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Nice... Johnny would have sounded better than Edward though.

How the fuck would you know? Now get off the computer and go take care of your wife and my kids.

I have MY kids alone for the weekend. Wife is off to NYC to see her ailing 91 yr old grandmother.

And Wendy, I never was quick with quips, dirty or not, growing up. I am a late bloomer however...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Nice... Johnny would have sounded better than Edward though.

Why is it always Johnny who's the bad boy?


Well, duh, 'cause it always is.