What the f**k is wrong with you people

[Zep 0]

RANT:
After 3 years of cooking brassa 6 days a week on a wood fired parilla,
after paying more than 2000€ for a bona fida BBQ chief certificate,
some cretins still complain,
Learn you fucking morons, Lamb ribs will never be as tender as
a serloin or rib eye steak. Every thing I cook on the parilla is ecologico
they are my animals, I kill them, skinor pluck them and prosses them.
So if you want a Lamb rib charred out of existence dont complain that its
tough.

And another thing alioli is garlic and olive oil with a smidgen of salt, ground
with a pestle and mortar, of course its picante its real alioli made fresh every day,
fucking morons ask for alioli, smother the meat with it then complain that they cant eat it
cause its to strong.

Get a fucking life or dont come to my restaurant.

end rant.


Maybe I had a slurp to many.

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[davjohns 1]

SIR!

Put your hands where we can see them and back away from the computer and sharp objects!

Point to where you keep your medications!

Don't make any sudden movements!

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

Mmmmm.....

BBQ lambs ribs with real alioli
Damned shame you're 5000 miles away

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[monkycndo 0]

I'm having a bbq this weekend. Wanna come over and be the grill master. Your food sounds yummy. mmmm, garlic.

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Sir, read my sig line.

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[JohnMitchell 16]

I wouldn't have bitched about your cooking.
I would've asked for seconds.

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

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[BillyVance 35]

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife. She deals with idiots on an entitlement trip almost every day as a Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor and every now and then has to say no when they want or need something trivial.

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[JohnMitchell 16]

I figure a lot of people end up in those situations because they spend too much time complaining about what is owed to them and too little time working with what they have.

[shropshire 0]

M ..... me and the boss will sit at your table some time soon.

Now that I'm working again, I see a long weekend in Emp in my near future ... July or August maybe.

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

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[davjohns 1]

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[BillyVance 35]

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

Nice quip. And she complains she can't get enough orgasms. Dammit woman, I just got my balls snipped. It takes time to get sterile. After that happens, she'll be a happy wife.

Caveat: I have no idea what will be churning in divot's mind when he reads this. I just know he's gonna clip that paragraph for his own amusement.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Bertt 0]

Two words: Dreamland Ribs

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

Nice quip. And she complains she can't get enough orgasms. Dammit woman, I just got my balls snipped. It takes time to get sterile. After that happens, she'll be a happy wife.

Did you have dental work as well?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

Nice quip. And she complains she can't get enough orgasms. Dammit woman, I just got my balls snipped. It takes time to get sterile. After that happens, she'll be a happy wife.

Caveat: I have no idea what will be churning in divot's mind when he reads this. I just know he's gonna clip that paragraph for his own amusement.

Ya think?

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[BillyVance 35]

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You can't please all the people all the time. Shrug it off.

Yep. Pretty much what I tell my wife.

Can't get her to orgasm, huh?

Nice quip. And she complains she can't get enough orgasms. Dammit woman, I just got my balls snipped. It takes time to get sterile. After that happens, she'll be a happy wife.

Caveat: I have no idea what will be churning in divot's mind when he reads this. I just know he's gonna clip that paragraph for his own amusement.

Ya think?

It's the way it goes. I provide the ammo, and he shoots.

Oh, dental work? My teeth are healthy and clean, thanks.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Two words: Dreamland Ribs

trouble with cooking any thing that came out of dreamland
is that you never know what colour its going to end up

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[Zep 0]

Hi Tony, bring a wetsuit so far its rained every day for the last month,
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[rhaig 0]

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RANT:
After 3 years of cooking brassa 6 days a week on a wood fired parilla,
after paying more than 2000€ for a bona fida BBQ chief certificate,
some cretins still complain,
Learn you fucking morons, Lamb ribs will never be as tender as
a serloin or rib eye steak. Every thing I cook on the parilla is ecologico
they are my animals, I kill them, skinor pluck them and prosses them.
So if you want a Lamb rib charred out of existence dont complain that its
tough.

And another thing alioli is garlic and olive oil with a smidgen of salt, ground
with a pestle and mortar, of course its picante its real alioli made fresh every day,
fucking morons ask for alioli, smother the meat with it then complain that they cant eat it
cause its to strong.

Get a fucking life or dont come to my restaurant.

end rant.


Maybe I had a slurp to many.

where is your restaurant? Slim chance I'll be in spain for work this summer. I love lamb.

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Rob

[theonlyski 8]

Wish I woulda known about a place in Rota to go eat last time I was there...

Let me just say, Chinese food in Spain (ONLY fucking thing open that we could find) = not that great... weird!

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alioli is garlic and olive oil with a smidgen of salt

Here in NZ they seem to think it's a mayonaise with garlic in it???
But then again every damn sausage at the supermarket is beef flavoured or pork flavoured, when you look at the ingredients it's mostly damn mutton.

Rant away, there's more then just your customers that need an education about food.

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Wish I woulda known about a place in Rota to go eat last time I was there...

Let me just say, Chinese food in Spain (ONLY fucking thing open that we could find) = not that great... weird!

Rota, I thought Rota was in Andalucia North Africa

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where is your restaurant? Slim chance I'll be in spain for work this summer. I love lamb.

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