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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.

Enjoy.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.


In other words goin to set a record for dropping off the page!
Enjoy.

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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.


In other words goin to set a record for dropping off the page!
Enjoy.



I'm betting on it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.

Enjoy.



How about maids?
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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>>What could possibly be more pure and clean than Ivory Snow soap for your baby?
You blew it, John!

You're probably too young (or too clean) but the woman on that Ivory Soap box is Marilyn Chambers, a well known Porn actress. Every see "Behind the Green Door?" It's as famous as "Deep Throat."

Before you all going running to Snopes to see if it's true here's the link . . .

http://www.snopes.com/risque/porn/chambers.asp

Or, did you know that, and I'm the one who blew it, LOL!

NickD :)

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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.

Enjoy.



How about maids?



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Our maids are happy to:

•Dust, tidy & vacuum
•Water plants
•Wash & dry crockery
•Use the washing machine
•Iron clothes
•Polish surfaces
•And of course remove cobwebs in those high places



Hmm... I got a 'surface' that could use a good 'polishing':D
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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This is the thread for clean thoughts and well wishing.


There will be no boobies, twats, hoohaas, penises, asses, blowjobs, sexual positions, whatnots, or anything else fun to talk about posted in this thread.

Enjoy.



How about maids?



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Our maids are happy to:

•Dust, tidy & vacuum
•Water plants
•Wash & dry crockery
•Use the washing machine
•Iron clothes
•Polish surfaces
•And of course remove cobwebs in those high places



Hmm... I got a 'surface' that could use a good 'polishing':D


you must be bald??
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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>>What could possibly be more pure and clean than Ivory Snow soap for your baby?
You blew it, John! You're probably too young (or too clean) but the woman on that Ivory Soap box is Marilyn Chambers, a well known Porn actress... Or, did you know that, and I'm the one who blew it, LOL!



He he he. Go back to my message #7 and click and drag your mouse past the end of the sentence to reveal a hidden message. I was wondering how long it would take someone to notice that. Congratulations for being old enough to remember Marilyn Chambers. ;)

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