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WrongWay

Do you have a DZ.com stalker?

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Frenchy68    0

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back in your cage with your jello boobies!!!


Shouldn't you be gestating instead of postwhoring?:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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livendive    8

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How do you do that dave?



Put the stalkee in the search field, change subject & text to subject only, and the potential stalker in the "only show posts by" field. You'd have to have a suspicion to do it this way though.

Edit to add: Also, the numbers will be skewed if the stalkee's username is actually part of the thread title, not in the [in reply to] brackets.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Lostinspace    0

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how?


% the following gets you the data
  • do a search for [darius11], whole phrase
  • put 2205 results per page (D has 2205 replies to his name)
  • copy the table(cntrl+c)

    % the following puts the data where you can manipulate it
  • go to excel (alt+tab)
  • paste into excel(cntrl+c, cntrl+v)

    % the following gets rid of the data you don’t need (Score, Subject,Forum, Post time )
  • delete all columns, except name (alt+e, alt+d, alt+c,enter)

    % the following orders the data by name
  • sort by name (alt+d, alt+s)

    % the following will count how many times a name has appeared
  • put 1 in cell b1
  • put "=if(a2=a1,1+b1,1)" in cell b2, copy down (cntrl+d)

    % the following will let you know if the count is maxed or not, if they are equal, then they are both 1.
  • put "=if(b1>=b2,1,)" in cell c2, copy down (cntrl+d)

    % the following freeze the counts
  • copy column b and c, (cntrl+c)
  • paste special (values) on top of column b and c, (alt+e,alt+s, alt+v, enter)

    % the following will separate and delete out counts that are not max
  • sort by column c (alt+d, alt+s)
  • delete all rows with a count 0 in c, (alt+e, alt+d, alt+r)

    % the following will order by crazy level, and name if equal crazy level
  • sort by column b then a (alt+d, alt+s)

    i swear i can do it in less than 45 seconds with 1 eye closed

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    jumper03    0

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    how?



  • do a search for [darius11], whole phrase
  • put 2205 results per page (D has 2205 replies to his name)
  • go to excel (alt+tab)
  • copy and paste into excel(cntrl+c, cntrl+v)
  • delete all columns, except name (cntrl+e, cntrl+d, cntrl+c,enter)
  • sortby name (cntrl+d, cntrl+s)
  • put 1 in cell b1
  • put "if(a2=a1,1+b1,1)" in cell b2, copy down (cntrl+d)
  • copy column b, (cntrl+c)
  • paste special (values) on top of column b, (cntrl+e,cntrl+s, cntrl+v, enter)
  • sort by column b (cntrl+d, cntrl+s)
  • delete all rows with a count of less than "x", (cntrl+e, cntrl+d, cntrl+r)
  • sort by column a then b (cntrl+d, cntrl+s)
  • delete rows with less than the max count for each user name. (cntrl+e, cntrl+d, cntrl+r)
  • sort by column b then a (cntrl+d, cntrl+s)

    i swear i can do it in less than 45 seconds with 1 eye closed



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    Scars remind us that the past is real

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    Frenchy68    0

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    sexyberthabitch??


    I thought we had agreed on Sluttybertha. Having second thoughts about the name?:|

    "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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    Frenchy68    0

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    if they like sluttybertha, i'm cool with it


    What's not to like about it? It's modern, singing, melts in the mouth, not in the hand, with a touch of sophistication that denotes a je ne sais quoi of French poetry.
    I like it.:|

    "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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    weegegirl    2

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    if they like sluttybertha, i'm cool with it


    What's not to like about it? It's modern, singing, melts in the mouth, not in the hand, with a touch of sophistication that denotes a je ne sais quoi of French poetry.
    I like it.:|



    i like it too. now stop hijacking the thread stalker! :P:D

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    put "if(a2=a1,1+b1,1)" in cell b2, copy down (cntrl+d)



    Can you explain this step better?

    Blues,
    Dave


    =if(a2=a1,1+b1,1)

    if the previously line indicates the same user as current line, it bumps the count up, else the count is set back to 1



    Damn engineers...

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    Scars remind us that the past is real

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