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OMG...now I'm going to have to give up on my plan of being cremated and having an ash dive just so I can be buried so I can have that tombstone! :ph34r:

Think it would embarrass my kids? :)



Probably not. They've known you longer than we have.
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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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"So, when are you going to progress to wearing thongs?"
-skymama


OMG you were reading my undies thread in the Women's forum? :D:D


Quite a few of us were wondering about the 'Old Bag' you currently are using! :$


You mean - She's not Commando anymore?:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"So, when are you going to progress to wearing thongs?"
-skymama


OMG you were reading my undies thread in the Women's forum? :D:D


Quite a few of us were wondering about the 'Old Bag' you currently are using! :$


You mean - She's not Commando anymore?:o


I don't 'go' commando. I 'do' a commando. >:( He's upstairs right now...:P
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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"So, when are you going to progress to wearing thongs?"
-skymama


OMG you were reading my undies thread in the Women's forum? :D:D


Quite a few of us were wondering about the 'Old Bag' you currently are using! :$


You mean - She's not Commando anymore?:o


I don't 'go' commando. I 'do' a commando. >:( He's upstairs right now...:P


He doesn't fly with some guys in a black helicopter does he?:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"So, when are you going to progress to wearing thongs?"



So, what's your answer? Can I pick one out for you? ;)


Oh sure, you want him to wear one, but you never want to see mine again... :(


:P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Oh sure, you want him to wear one, but you never want to see mine again...



I'd tell you that your scrotum is quite nice, but I've used that line before. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Oh sure, you want him to wear one, but you never want to see mine again...



I'd tell you that your scrotum is quite nice, but I've used that line before. ;)


*whispers* Now don't you wish you'd saved that headstone pic that 'twardo posted? :D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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:$ OMG - You HAVE converted my innocent :) little thread to Pervdom®™ why that's...that's just... rather COOL actually ;)>:( please continue! And gentlemen if you're concerned nobody wants to see your thongs anymore... well Post them... & we'll get back to you! ;):P disclaimer: Prevdom®™ is a registered trademark of NWFlyer enterprises & technically was used without permission. But any roylalties owed, I will gladly remit them upon receiving statement of current amount due! B|
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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She didn't invent pervdom, but she did develop it into an art form

:D:D:D:D:D And for That she will make You pay ! :P:P
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Come to think of it, I never got a penny from hugslut, either .

That's just wrong! >:( I shall keep up with my usage fees. Just keep me informed of any rate increases - B|
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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Come to think of it, I never got a penny from hugslut, either ... [:/]



That's the problem with GNU licensing... :|

When I was a kid I invented the word fuckass, should have gotten that one coyrighted.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Oh sure, compliment him on his scrotum, but you never want to see mine again.....



Fine, I'll look at your scrotum again. ...the things I do for you people. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Oh sure, compliment him on his scrotum, but you never want to see mine again.....



Fine, I'll look at your scrotum again. ...the things I do for you people. :P


Just don't fall for that "Can you feel this lump?" line...

Again. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Come to think of it, I never got a penny from hugslut, either ... [:/]



That's the problem with GNU licensing... :|

When I was a kid I invented the word fuckass, should have gotten that one coyrighted.


How do you think I feel? If I'd copyrighted "asstrumpet", I'd be raking the dough in. Oh wait, no I wouldn't... nobody else seems to use it anyway.

Asstrumpet! :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Asstrumpet!

Is that a 'wind instrument' Billy?


It's a word I made up from a picture I posted years ago on here. You can probably find it with a search using "polish biker". I think.

I'm afraid if I post it again, I'll get banned. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Asstrumpet!

Is that a 'wind instrument' Billy?


It's a word I made up from a picture I posted years ago on here. You can probably find it with a search using "polish biker". I think.

I'm afraid if I post it again, I'll get banned. :P


Aw what the hell, it was already posted on here, so I'll just type in the link. ;)

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=40209;
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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