Leapinglizardto 0 #1 July 22, 2008 List your top 5-10 favorite dz.com quotes. Please don't forget to credit the original 'author'! 1) It's pretty pathetic, when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool - Skymama 2) What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit! - squeak 3) But it's all good, what I really love about the sport is, everyone is welcome...whether yer a rocket surgeon or can't pour piss out of a boot with the how-to instructions on the heel. - airtwardo[/quote ]4) brutal, fuckin' brutal I tell ya ! - porpoishead5) The good news is, reality is a product of everyones perception. So you may not be an asshole...to someone else. - Cspencefly (sig line)6) You seem somewhat confused...that or you skipped 'how to make a logical argument' class. - airtwardo 7) If you took this seriously, you did miss the point - futuredivot8) You didn't corrupt me you made me better! - turtlespeed 9) My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. - popsjumper (sig line)10) GREAT! Next time walk into your local biker bar and yell, "Hey! All you pussy bikers suck! I'd love to discuss it, but I'm going to be on the road for a few days. See ya!" Why in Hawkings name would you start this thread knowing you're going to bail?- quadeIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #2 July 22, 2008 Quote List your top 5-10 favorite dz.com quotes. Please don't forget to credit the original 'author'! 1) It's pretty pathetic, when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool - Skymama 2) What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit! - squeak 3) But it's all good, what I really love about the sport is, everyone is welcome...whether yer a rocket surgeon or can't pour piss out of a boot with the how-to instructions on the heel.[/quote ]4) brutal, fuckin' brutal I tell ya ! - porpoishead5) The good news is, reality is a product of everyones perception. So you may not be an asshole...to someone else. - Cspencefly (sig line)6) You seem somewhat confused...that or you skipped 'how to make a logical argument' class. - airtwardo 7) If you took that seriously, thn you did miss the point! - futuredivot8) You didn't corrupt me you made me better! - turtlespeed 9) My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. - popsjumper (sig line)10) GREAT! Next time walk into your local biker bar and yell, "Hey! All you pussy bikers suck! I'd love to discuss it, but I'm going to be on the road for a few days. See ya!" Why in Hawkings name would you start this thread knowing you're going to bail?- quade i think you pretty much spent wayyyy to much time on this and got it all covered :P.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #3 July 22, 2008 Quote think you pretty much spent wayyyy to much time on this and got it all covered :P. Nah, most of them are off the top of my head!It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 July 22, 2008 I said W H A T !? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #5 July 22, 2008 Dammit no wonder I couldn't relocate that one when I searched it was here in the Bonfire. I checked the wrong forum Dammit. I want ta add that one & this one too: Fuck Thee o' soft-shelled boogie missing quadraped! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 July 22, 2008 Quote Fuck Thee o' soft-shelled boogie missing quadraped! Is that in reference to turtlespeed? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote Fuck Thee o' soft-shelled boogie missing quadraped! Is that in reference to turtlespeed? Yes, it was.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Fuck Thee o' soft-shelled boogie missing quadraped! Is that in reference to turtlespeed? Yes, it was. It's the fancy scientific name...I had to look it up! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #9 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote Fuck Thee o' soft-shelled boogie missing quadraped! Is that in reference to turtlespeed? Yep! you got it Billy! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 July 22, 2008 You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #11 July 22, 2008 Quote You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he Ok, nevermind. Just thought I'd ask.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 July 22, 2008 Not that I ever get it, but i don't get so many of the posts in bonfire lately. Is there a school for guys like me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 July 22, 2008 Quote Not that I ever get it, but i don't get so many of the posts in bonfire lately. Is there a school for guys like me? Of course there is.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #15 July 22, 2008 Quote You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he NO! NO! NO! BAD LIZARD! Now, you march right over to your 'Time-out' corner in your Aquarium. Until you remember how to 'Play Nice' with the other kids! Fixed it for Ya! MUAH! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #16 July 22, 2008 Quote Of course there is. The 'Cheese' has been treated with another application of 'Turtle Whacks'®™ It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he NO! NO! NO! BAD LIZARD! Now, you march right over to your 'Time-out' corner in your Aquarium. Until you remember how to 'Play Nice' with the other kids! Fixed it for Ya! MUAH! Shouldn't a lizard be in a Terrarium?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote You seem like so much fun. Wanna have lunch sometime? Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he NO! NO! NO! BAD LIZARD! Now, you march right over to your 'Time-out' corner in your Aquarium. Until you remember how to 'Play Nice' with the other kids! Fixed it for Ya! MUAH! You didn't need to change it. Loved your manure pun. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #19 July 22, 2008 *** Yep! That's part of the problem! Hey, can Turtle Whacks ®™ be safely used on a lizard? Or should we put in a call to the EPA & PETA? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 July 22, 2008 I don't know . . . But I prefer to keep all government agencys away from whatever it is that I do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 July 22, 2008 Quote *** Yep! That's part of the problem! Hey, can Turtle Whacks ®™ be safely used on a lizard? Or should we put in a call to the EPA & PETA? Go with the ever popular "Boy~Butter"...i hear it taste great, less filling & EPA approved! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #22 July 22, 2008 Quote I don't know . . . But I prefer to keep all government agencys away from whatever it is that I do. I hear that! Guess I'll just have to adapt to it!It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #23 July 22, 2008 Quote "If You have 5 Jump Tickets, and Jimmy Coiner has 5 jump tickets, then Jimmy Coiner is about to make 10 Jumps." ~ KansasSkydiver et al It's funny because it's true.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 July 22, 2008 Quote It's boredom. Fridays get so slow we have to resort to pervdom. -NWFlyer NWFlyer invents a new word. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #25 July 22, 2008 Quote Yep! That's part of the problem! Go with the ever popular "Boy~Butter"...i hear it taste great, less filling & EPA approved! YOU YOUNG MAN - have a DIRTY MIND! »» I LIKE THAT! Quote It's boredom. Fridays get so slow we have to resort to pervdom. -NWFlyerNWFlyer invents a new word. Thanks for posting that one! NWFlyer has quite a few classic one-liners to list! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
