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wayneflorida

'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'

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So if I do advanced calculus in front of a monkey...?



Then the next Nobel Peace prize for mathematics may well go to a monkey. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Li said: "It sat besides me quietly and extended his only arm to wipe the tears on my face. He would softly pat my face and head, and look at me with great sympathy."
It was little things like this that my grandmother would point out the existance of a higher power of deep compassion.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Li said: "It sat besides me quietly and extended his only arm to wipe the tears on my face. He would softly pat my face and head, and look at me with great sympathy."
It was little things like this that my grandmother would point out the existance of a higher power of deep compassion.



Tell that to those chickens!

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The chickens....that's food.
An animal displaying empathy and compassion.....my grandmother use to point to that and say to me "See...that's the fingerprint of god, of infinite compassion."
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Brings a whole new meaning to 'monkey see, monkey do', doesn't it?



Much like apes smoking at Zoos, I have seen that happen many times, they memic what they see!



So what happens when the guy starts killing kittens in front of the monkey?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Brings a whole new meaning to 'monkey see, monkey do', doesn't it?



Much like apes smoking at Zoos, I have seen that happen many times, they memic what they see!


So what happens when the guy starts killing kittens in front of the monkey?


This? :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Billy, I just want to know what directory you have that on in your PC:

Monkeys
Masturbation
Zoo loads
Penis humor

:ph34r:

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Billy, I just want to know what directory you have that on in your PC:

Monkeys
Masturbation
Zoo loads
Penis humor

:ph34r:

Wendy P.



I just remembered the picture from years ago and went to google images. Took a second or two to find it. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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