d123 4 #1 July 6, 2010 Bill Gates tells to his 2 sons to race their cars to from NY to LA to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose Ferrari is slower wins. After staying in place for days, the brothers choose to go to a wise guy for help. The wise guy thinks for a bit and then he tells something to the brothers and pufff like by wise magic they jump in the Ferarri and race like crazy LA people, fast and furious 9.2: What did the wise guy told them? Serious answers PM, fun answers here Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 July 6, 2010 If ya dont get yer asses movin, you're gonna have to move to Canada! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 July 6, 2010 Only one of you is a boy. (Bill Gates has 3 children, two of which are females. Although, technically I don't think any are old enough to drive.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates#Personal_life Yeah, yeah, Mr. Buzzkill strikes again.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 July 6, 2010 Freakin mods, always being the buzzkill... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 July 6, 2010 To bet each other the money ..."I'll get there 1st" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #6 July 6, 2010 You have the touch of genius my friend! I sure hope that it's contagious! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #7 July 6, 2010 So we got 2 winers: airtwardo Hooray!!!!! and Dewhast Double Hooray! 2 answers, one that comes from the legendary Excalibur rider airtwardo: to bet each other the money ..."I'll get there 1st" and surfing on the other side of the brain waves comes Dewhast with: Steal your brother's car, yo! And here is the what they win: Yeah Baby! You too Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #8 July 6, 2010 Quote Only one of you is a boy. Quote "Only one of you is really Bill's son." Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #9 July 6, 2010 Another one. 3 wise guys wants to find out which one of them is the wiser of them all. So they go the "big cojones wise guy" from the previous puzzle to tell them who is the wiser guy. The "big cojones wise guy" goes: Fuck, that's easy, BIG! Check, I'll turn off the light and draw a circle on the forehead of each of you. The circle can be blue or red. After that I'll turn the light on and if you see at least one blue circle drawn on the forehead of your friends you have to raise your hand. The 1st one that tells me the color of his circle and why, is the wisest guy. After saying all this, the "big cojones wise guy" turns off the light and draws blue circles on everybody forhead. He then turns the light on and everybody raise their hand as expected. After a long time one of the wise guys goes: I have a blue circle! Why? As usual PM serious answers and the funny ones dump them right here and don't hold back! Here's the price you're fighting for: Clicky Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #10 July 6, 2010 We have someone who found it so come on guys & girls, it's possible! Here's a hint: To be sure you're blue you need to rule out ... wait for it ... RED BTW it's a student Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hofstar 0 #11 July 6, 2010 If I were red, the other guys would have figured it out by now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #12 July 7, 2010 Because? ...Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,124 #13 July 7, 2010 QuoteBecause? ... Suppose you had a red circle. Then the other two men would be looking at one red and one blue. They would each quickly figure out that that only reason the others hand was up was because of their own blue. The fact that neither of them figured it out was the tip off to the first that he must also have a blue.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 July 7, 2010 A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television, later; he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. Would you agree?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #15 July 7, 2010 Right on the spot! Want to propose a logic puzzle? Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #16 July 7, 2010 Is that a lucid dream?Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #17 July 7, 2010 Besides Kallend, DiverMike found the answer and PM it to me. Good job guys!Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,124 #18 July 7, 2010 QuoteA doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television, later; he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. Would you agree? Only if Thanksgiving and Halloween will fall on the same day.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #19 July 7, 2010 QuoteDiverMike found the answer and PM it to me. Although I figured it out it isn't completely valid. The assumption is the other two people are bright enough to reach the logical conclusion that if 'A' is red and 'B' can see blue, then 'C' must be that blue. I ('A') could still be red and 'B' and 'C' are idiots. For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #20 July 7, 2010 Here's another one, a simple one this time: The Devil catches you and tells you this: Hehehehe, fool, I have a puzzle for you and if you don't do it right, your soul will be mine 4eva fool (yes the devil was trying to be hip, like Mr.T). Here, look, we have 3 boxes. In one box we have drugs, in the other one we have condoms and in the last one we have a mix of drugs & condoms. Each box has a label: on one label it says Drugz, on the other one it says Condomz and on the last one it says Drugz & Condomz. The label of each box is lying (as in what the label says is different than what's inside the box)! You can ask me once and only once to give you an item from a box that has the label that you've choose ... and like, after I give you the item you should like, tell me how should I label my boxes correctly and why because otherwise I shall bitchslap you until the end of time! Now make it fast because I'm running out of time. Mwahahahahaha! Word! As usual (Kallend pay attention) serious answer in PM and goofy ones, well, goofy answers put them right here! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 July 7, 2010 Its simple . . . throw your mohawk hand grenade and smite him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,124 #22 July 7, 2010 Quote Here's another one, a simple one this time: The Devil catches you and tells you this: Hehehehe, fool, I have a puzzle for you and if you don't do it right, your soul will be mine 4eva fool (yes the devil was trying to be hip, like Mr.T). Here, look, we have 3 boxes. In one box we have drugs, in the other one we have condoms and in the last one we have a mix of drugs & condoms. Each box has a label: on one label it says Drugz, on the other one it says Condomz and on the last one it says Drugz & Condomz. The label of each box is lying (as in what the label says is different than what's inside the box)! You can ask me once and only once to give you an item from a box that has the label that you've choose ... and like, after I give you the item you should like, tell me how should I label my boxes correctly and why because otherwise I shall bitchslap you until the end of time! Now make it fast because I'm running out of time. Mwahahahahaha! Word! As usual (Kallend pay attention) serious answer in PM and goofy ones, well, goofy answers put them right here! Too easy!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,124 #23 July 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteDiverMike found the answer and PM it to me. Although I figured it out it isn't completely valid. The assumption is the other two people are bright enough to reach the logical conclusion that if 'A' is red and 'B' can see blue, then 'C' must be that blue. I ('A') could still be red and 'B' and 'C' are idiots. Well, they could be liars. Lots of logic puzzles involve liars, truthtellers, and those who don't know the difference. (You see it in Speakers Corner all the time).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #24 July 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteA doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television, later; he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. Would you agree? Only if Thanksgiving and Halloween will fall on the same day. Ok, I think you're cheating!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #25 July 7, 2010 > Ok, I think you're cheating! Is that a clue? So, let me see, you say that you think, so this means that you think therefore you exists! Is that the answer? Anyway, we've got one good answer to the last simple puzzle. Ladies and gentlemens from the the land of personal messages comes with a short and fast answer: Give it up for THE ONE, THE ONLY: Heatmiser!!!!!! The roof, the roof is on fire!!!! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
