npgraphicdesign 3 #1 July 16, 2010 My favorite one-liner joke: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Favorite witticisms from Yogi Berra It's like deja-vu, all over again. If you come to a fork in the road, take it. We have deep depth. We made too many wrong mistakes. You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much. It gets late early out there. I didn't really say everything I said. Favorite witticisms from Rodney Dangerfield When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. I know how to satisfy my wife in bed... I leave. What are your favorite one liners/witticisms? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy 0 #2 July 16, 2010 Quote Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? I'm really glad my government education didn't preclude me from getting thatPeace, love and hoppiness Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #3 July 16, 2010 Quote Quote Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? I'm really glad my government education didn't preclude me from getting that You'd be surprised how many people respond to that joke with either... a. No it doesn't. Who is he? b. Yes it does. Where's the joke? I am usually cracking up after either of those answers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
