Rstanley0312 1 #1 July 20, 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7899917/Russians-questioned-over-parachuting-donkey.htmlLife is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 July 20, 2010 Man,,,,I don;t know what they put in russian liquor, but many of them people just aint right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #3 July 20, 2010 Well, that's pretty cruel and stupid. I do like the synchronicity between that story and your sig line though. You could have added, '...or attaching it to a canopy in a dumb marketing stunt.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #4 July 20, 2010 The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 July 20, 2010 Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Just see more drunkin antic's from there than any other country! Hell, I filmed the russian team when they were here... juat liek any other skydivers... YET they were not drinking riussian liquor I'm talking about their "liquor" not them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #6 July 20, 2010 Next ad in the series -- donkey base jumping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 July 20, 2010 Any donkey can fly a canopy but it takes a reasl Ass to make them (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #8 July 20, 2010 Quote Well, that's pretty cruel and stupid. I do like the synchronicity between that story and your sig line though. You could have added, '...or attaching it to a canopy in a dumb marketing stunt.' I never even thought about that..... These guys are morons and should do some time for this.Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #9 July 20, 2010 Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O And too much vodka. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #10 July 20, 2010 Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Ahem... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 21, 2010 Quote Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Ahem... Point Made! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #12 July 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Ahem... Point Made! It's turtle soup for youse....turtle soup I tell youse... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #13 July 21, 2010 Quote Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Ahem... She's only saying that Russians are no less idiotic than anyone else. Anyway, so long as you have not personally tied a donkey to a parasail, then clearly present company is excepted! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 July 21, 2010 I think that someone is Russin to conclusions (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 July 21, 2010 Nah. I'm more for decreasing the amount of time handed down by the courts in favor of punishments that fit the crimes. Each of the guys involved should be held while the donkey gets to kick each of them squarely in the nuts. Then the guys should be allowed to pick up their shattered testicles and continue with their now sterile lives. Two birds with one stone: justice is served and the possibility of these knuckleheads producing offspring is eliminated. Elvisio "Solomon-like, don't you think?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 July 21, 2010 I saw a few clips on the news about this but can't bring myself to watch. Is the donkey ok? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #17 July 21, 2010 Quote I think that someone is Russin to conclusions Yep. Putin 2 and 2 together and making 5. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #18 July 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The World is full of idiots ... Russia is not different ... O Ahem... She's only saying that Russians are no less idiotic than anyone else. Anyway, so long as you have not personally tied a donkey to a parasail, then clearly present company is excepted! You mean excluded? ;) And I only did that to my MIL. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #19 July 21, 2010 Quote Anyway, so long as you have not personally tied a donkey to a parasail, then clearly present company is excepted! You mean excluded? ;) No, I mean excepted. Damned foreigners, trying to correct us in the use of our own language. Oh, and by 'MIL' I thought at first you meant one of your big helicopters. That would have to be some parasail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #20 July 21, 2010 Quote Quote Anyway, so long as you have not personally tied a donkey to a parasail, then clearly present company is excepted! You mean excluded? ;) No, I mean excepted. Damned foreigners, trying to correct us in the use of our own language. Oh, and by 'MIL' I thought at first you meant one of your big helicopters. That would have to be some parasail. Not only do you not know your own language, you don't even know the proper acronyms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverkeith 1 #21 July 21, 2010 ROFL! That made for some great video!Blue skies, Keith Medlock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #22 July 21, 2010 Quote Nah. I'm more for decreasing the amount of time handed down by the courts in favor of punishments that fit the crimes. Each of the guys involved should be held while the donkey gets to kick each of them squarely in the nuts. Then the guys should be allowed to pick up their shattered testicles and continue with their now sterile lives. Two birds with one stone: justice is served and the possibility of these knuckleheads producing offspring is eliminated. Elvisio "Solomon-like, don't you think?" Rodriguez I am all for that but it will never happen Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #23 July 21, 2010 Quote I saw a few clips on the news about this but can't bring myself to watch. Is the donkey ok? . Stressed but okay.Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 July 21, 2010 So . . . not all the jackasses were wearing a harness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #25 July 21, 2010 Quote So . . . not all the jackasses were wearing a harness. Thanks John. You owe me a new sketchpad, since I just spit coffee all over mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
