Hvance 0 #1 July 22, 2010 Read the link http://www.forkparty.com/50-yahoo-answers-fails-stupid-questions/I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 July 22, 2010 Women masterbate with cucumbers?! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 July 22, 2010 Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! Seeing the -----> skymama posted not sure if I want to open and read the link....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #4 July 22, 2010 homework = bangbros why was that mother so surprised? how else is her son going to learn anatomy Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #5 July 22, 2010 Quote Seeing the -----> skymama posted not sure if I want to open and read the link.... hehe that was exactly why i opened itSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hvance 0 #6 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! Seeing the -----> skymama posted not sure if I want to open and read the link.... Haha. Come take a gander... (Should be safe for work though. Well, at least where I work.)I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! Seeing the -----> skymama posted not sure if I want to open and read the link.... Haha. Come take a gander... (Should be safe for work though. Well, at least where I work.) Nope i wont look. Last time i was talked into looking at a link it was billyvances and well the poster has vance in is name so no way....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hvance 0 #8 July 22, 2010 Quote Nope i wont look. Last time i was talked into looking at a link it was billyvances and well the poster has vance in is name so no way.... Fair enough. We all do tend to coordinate.I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 July 22, 2010 Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! Just in the Northern areas. In the Southern parts, bananas are more popular."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! Seeing the -----> skymama posted not sure if I want to open and read the link.... Haha. Come take a gander... (Should be safe for work though. Well, at least where I work.) Nope i wont look. Last time i was talked into looking at a link it was billyvances and well the poster has vance in is name so no way.... Sissy. It's pretty harmless.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 July 22, 2010 They're cheap, and safer than coke bottles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 July 22, 2010 QuoteThey're cheap, and safer than coke bottles. Why safer? I saw once that they are safer than a mason jar . . . but why safer than a coke bottle?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #13 July 22, 2010 QuoteQuoteThey're cheap, and safer than coke bottles. Why safer? I saw once that they are safer than a mason jar . . . but why safer than a coke bottle? supporting evidence pleaseSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 July 22, 2010 And do you really need to wrap the cuke for protection?Well, I guess it is full of seeds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #15 July 22, 2010 >but why safer than a coke bottle? I've never seen an ER film of a pelvis with a cucumber in it. Sadly that is not true for a Coke bottle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 July 22, 2010 Quote >but why safer than a coke bottle? I've never seen an ER film of a pelvis with a cucumber in it. Sadly that is not true for a Coke bottle. Ahhh - maybe thet is because you can't use a corkscrew to unseat a coke bottle.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 July 22, 2010 Quote And do you really need to wrap the cuke for protection?Well, I guess it is full of seeds. The protection is for the cuke's benefit. Don't want a salad to have an odd taste later...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #18 July 22, 2010 QuoteDon't want a salad to have an odd taste later... its what gives caesar dressing that hint of fish flavorSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 July 22, 2010 Another classic: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080504235920AAGJ4Z7Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #20 July 22, 2010 I thought the funniest one in there was the response to "Make me a sandwich". Then I thought, what if she just brought him back a cucumber sandwich.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hvance 0 #21 July 22, 2010 QuoteI thought the funniest one in there was the response to "Make me a sandwich". Then I thought, what if she just brought him back a cucumber sandwich. +1I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 July 22, 2010 Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #23 July 22, 2010 Lost faith in humanity a long time ago ... but reading something like this still blows my mind ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #24 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE LOL ...foreign commercials are the best ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hvance 0 #25 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Women masterbate with cucumbers?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE Damn.I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
