npgraphicdesign 3 #1 July 25, 2010 Happy Sunday y'all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 July 25, 2010 Cute.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyflower_bloom 0 #3 July 26, 2010 teehee "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #4 July 26, 2010 www.cafepress.com/psycleshop.10849040... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #5 July 26, 2010 Question is do we get food or a shock now?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #6 July 26, 2010 QuoteQuestion is do we get food or a shock now? What do you think it is that you're not possibly getting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shward 0 #7 July 26, 2010 Something about that question makes my mouth water:)Life is short, eat more bacon, have more sex and jump anytime you can!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 July 27, 2010 Damn! Now I'm hungry.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #9 July 27, 2010 I knew a bell ringer once who had no arms. He just ran into them. I can't remember his name but his face... Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #10 July 27, 2010 Quote I knew a bell ringer once who had no arms. He just ran into them. I can't remember his name but his face... Oh puhhleease...After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day - when an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!" "No matter." said the man, "Observe!" And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?" "I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a bell." The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor life by allowing me to replace him in this duty." The bishop agreed to the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest and on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened? Who is this man?" first monk asked breathlessly. "I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #11 July 28, 2010 yep. everytime i trip into SC. you just have to post certain keywords like guns, religion, GOP, dem or liberal and most posters there go off like pavlovs dog The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #12 July 29, 2010 *drool* *drool* Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyflower_bloom 0 #13 July 29, 2010 Quote *drool* *drool* Bry the weird thing is i actually salivated when i read that.. now i am mind-fucking myself trying to figure out if i am just more aware of it since i know what it refers to but there has been no real biological change.. or if reading about the experiment enough actually influences people in that way despite NOT having been conditioned like that (and not anticipating anything).. so weird. life is weird. yeah i think it is about time i get to bed before my brain overdoes it for the day.. am i the only one (who felt like they responded in a "Pavlovian" fashion to that post alone?)"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
