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MTV's--> Jersey Shore is f*@king ________!

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AWESOME!!!!

yeah, yeah... it's my dirty laundry, but this maybe the most entertaining 'show' on TV today. (then again I am easily entertained by the simple things in life).


(side-stepping landmines and dodging grenades since 2009) -Josh :P
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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i refuse to watch it, gives is jersey people a bad name (especially since they are all from long island and staten island, two islands that should be bombed)
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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Isn't that the show with those Guido retards?

My fucking god... I sometimes go to bed at night praying that they run over by a bus. Or at least that one of them do, I'm sure the rest would just follow suit.

I hate so many groups of people: Racists, Hippies, Jocks- but Guidos take the fucking cake man. The mere thought of their fake tanned faces and stupid diamond earings just makes me want to rage. Iufsdfsf
If they make a show where they take 10 guidos, and leave them out in the woods with wild bears with nothing but their unjustified arrogance to defend themselves with the all likelyhood of them getting their faces torn off... Then I'd be a fan.

>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

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The mere thought of their fake tanned faces and stupid diamond earings just makes me want to rage. Iufsdfsf <- Rage.



you forgot half a bottle of hairspray and some sort of sweat band somewhere for no reason
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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Having a 7" mohawk I can't quite get onto them about their hairspray..



thats a different story though.

you = bad ass
them = gay
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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Watching the show reminds me of the first 2 minutes of the movie "Idiocracy" and just furthers my belief that humanity is devolving back to monkeys.[:/]

"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Life, the Universe, and Everything

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i'm an observer of human behavior and have always liked 'watchin' TV'.. so i checked out this show. back when all the buzz was buzzing....:|

i think i have it right...
This man on the "touristy" boardwalk of a place near the Atl. Ocean, owns a tee shirt store, and at least One house , which has a few bedrooms, and a hot tub on the roof,, and i bet it was vacant ;)
So he wrangles some sorta deal ( or is approached by "producers" ) concerning a reality show about,,, "Young Singles" sharing a house, 24/7.. working at the tee shirt Store,, ( which didn't ever seem to be very busy) , a few hours a day,,
and then Carousing well into the night and early morning hours at the House,,, in twin beds....and of course at Bars, Clubs, and dance places most of which are within walking,, ( stumbling ) distance of the "pad"..
The various places all share the common denominator of BOOZE... and I'm not noticing anyone nursin' a beer, but rather , slamming shots, and well drinks...:o

Things then usually devolve into either some 'lusty' exchange, or fanciful whispers and grins between housemates, about some anticipated lusty exchange..... they ARE after all self proclaimed, and encouraged by the producers,, the best of the best....
hahahah.
Then we have further evidence of our social decline in general,,, as usually there will be some sort of physical altercation. Either a drink thrown on someone, or a slap of some kind, or girls pulling hair!! or downright Brawls when a verbal "dis", has been hurled....
I don't think ANy of the cast are FROM N J , and i have no real impression about the state, one way or another.. But if this is the mirror of what 20 somethings and 30 somethings are doing... then i'm disappointed...

Seems like it's all about "them SELVES".. who can "look" the hottest !!. Who's belt line is properly hitched low on the hips. whos'
enhanced or unenhanced breasts are suitably exploited, by choice of "fashion",, which by the way, is suitable for Old Times Square /42nd street..and in my mind, Not a restaurant, or place of business and for sure!!. not a court house...:o:SB|
So then the Stars...:S continue to cultivate the whole silly sad concept, and keep on doin, what they're doin'... and the cameras roll....[:/]
Any reason WHY a "crew person" sound tech or camera guy.. wouldn't think to diffuse, and calm down those idiodic fights, which brew and brew and escalate from dirty looks to sneers and then verbal assaults,, and then pushing and shoving,,,, Men AND women,,,, ( I'll call them women,,"but they're NO Ladies"...);)and then..Finally !!
POW.. the 'hero' slugs the interloper......
all the while with encouraging yahoos,,, one the sidelines, cheering it on..
Sad sad Statement of not only where Some people ARE.. in their behavior.. But how , so MANY people can be enticed into making that.....part of their television viewing.....
Marketing marketing marketing...
How Many national newspapers just ran a Half page picture and idiotic story about one inebriated reality star, nicole pollizzi (sp) , falling down drunk on some beach, and causing a disturbance?? and mobilizing the police and emergency crews,,,, alll while the cameras roll..
That girls old country italian Grandma(s) must be wondering WTF????

Man,, you can't BUY that kind of publicity...

what a world......:S

and don't even get me started on the narcissism !!!!:P:)

jimmytavino
rochester ny

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When grabbed by the cops for being D&D she said, "Do you know who I am? I’m fucking Snooki!"

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/shore_mayor_laps_up_booze_bust_buzz_ZfmuaZ2GJlcajldYuCFouN

Whoa for us Italians. I wish we could go back to being stereotyped as all being in the Mafia? Hell, I'd settle for everyone thinking we really do look like that guy on the pizza box . . .

NickD :)

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script = $0
cast cost = $0
house rental = $10k
camera crew cost = $50k

Making a 1000% profit off of some dumb ass with zero talent and or value to offer society?
Priceless!

For everything else switch to Life Time (Where it's always the guys fault)
:)

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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When grabbed by the cops for being D&D she said, "Do you know who I am? I’m fucking Snooki!"



Hahahaha yeah I saw that yesterday... too funny. "I’m fucking Snooki!" Hahaha

It's like a car wreck..... the whole show is like a car wreck.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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