Zep 0 #1 August 3, 2010 A tomato is a fucking fruit Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 August 3, 2010 Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit So is a TOMATOYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 August 3, 2010 Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit only if you have a really short dick. otherwise you need at least a cantaloupeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 August 3, 2010 QuoteQuote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit only if you have a really short dick. otherwise you need at least a cantaloupe Do try to keep up I posted my dick ages ago. it's a fucking marrow Ok forget it I just saw the joke. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit So is a TOMATO This is a serious post, lets try to keep it on a serious level I wont take the piss out of your pansy Ducati if you don't take the piss out of my spelling Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit So is a TOMATO This is a serious post, lets try to keep it on a serious level I wont take the piss out of your pansy Ducati if you don't take the piss out of my spelling It's a GUZZI you illiterate gitYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #7 August 3, 2010 this thread led me to think about that age old question aminal, vegetable or mineral. which led me to the movie The 5th Element where Bruce Willis is asked, "Are you classified as human, sir?" To which he responded, "Negative, I am a meat popsicle." Which led me to thinking/daydreaming about Milla Jovovich. Which has led me to accomplishing no work in the past 10mins.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit So is a TOMATO I wonder if he has any relatives in the US named Dan Quayle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #9 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote A tomatoe is a fucking fruit So is a TOMATO This is a serious post, lets try to keep it on a serious level I wont take the piss out of your pansy Ducati if you don't take the piss out of my spelling It's a GUZZI you illiterate git This one's on me Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #10 August 3, 2010 Quote A tomato is a fucking fruit Isn't Catchup a vegetable? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 August 3, 2010 QuoteWhich led me to thinking/daydreaming about Milla Jovovich. Which has led me to accomplishing no work in the past 10mins. 10 mins? ... only 10mins? She must surely be worth 1/2 hour of down time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #12 August 3, 2010 >A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 August 3, 2010 Quote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd.fungi are not fruits, the term used is fruiting body. Rule of thunb, Seeds in the inside = fruit. Capsicum, (bell peppers), Pumpkins etc.. fruit. Fungi repoduce via spores not seed.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #14 August 3, 2010 QuoteQuoteWhich led me to thinking/daydreaming about Milla Jovovich. Which has led me to accomplishing no work in the past 10mins. 10 mins? ... only 10mins? She must surely be worth 1/2 hour of down time With her frame? I doubt she's worth 5 minutes since she had a kid. She gained 75 lbs and weighed 197 before delivery...that should create a mental image for you. Now 4-5 years ago would be a different story. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 August 4, 2010 QuoteRule of thunb, Seeds in the inside = fruit. So what the hell is a strawberry; a sandwich?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 August 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteRule of thunb, Seeds in the inside = fruit. So what the hell is a strawberry; a sandwich? Hence "Rule of Thumb" not LAW. Strawberries are "false Fruits"You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 August 4, 2010 Quote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. I think most people tend to think sweet=fruit and non-sweet=vegetable. Not saying that's "right," but that seems to be how it goes. I find biology in general to be odd, and perfect classifications perhaps impossible. Oh, and I just looked up the definition for squash: "1. Any of various tendril-bearing plants of the genus Cucurbita, having fleshy edible fruit with a leathery rind and unisexual flowers. 2. The fruit of any of these plants, eaten as a vegetable." Hmm.... so, if I eat steak "as a vegetable," does that make it count as a vegetable??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 August 4, 2010 QuoteQuote>A tomato is a fucking fruit Rule of thunb, Seeds in the inside = fruit. So, why in the hell did I just think of women as all fruits? Freakin' brain...where are you off to today?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kasch 0 #19 August 4, 2010 QuoteWith her frame? I doubt she's worth 5 minutes since she had a kid. She gained 75 lbs and weighed 197 before delivery...that should create a mental image for you. Now 4-5 years ago would be a different story. Thankfully I haven't seen this. So my image of her is unspoiled. Reminds me of Carrie Fisher. Sooo hot in her younger golden bikini slave outfit days....then she became a walking blobm much akin to Jabba the Hut oddly enough. What a tragedySex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 August 5, 2010 Quote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #21 August 5, 2010 QuoteQuote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?They're not. they are not even AngiospermsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 August 5, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?They're not. they are not even Angiosperms And they don't grow by cell division either. They are just fungus, right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DFWAJG 4 #23 August 5, 2010 I just call them delicious. I really love heirloom varieties. And nowhere, and I mean nowhere grows tomatoes like New Jersey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #24 August 5, 2010 The fact you came up with this thread idea...means you need to lay the fuck off coffee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #25 August 5, 2010 Coffee, yes please white no sugar and just a wee drop of hennesey Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kasch 0 #19 August 4, 2010 QuoteWith her frame? I doubt she's worth 5 minutes since she had a kid. She gained 75 lbs and weighed 197 before delivery...that should create a mental image for you. Now 4-5 years ago would be a different story. Thankfully I haven't seen this. So my image of her is unspoiled. Reminds me of Carrie Fisher. Sooo hot in her younger golden bikini slave outfit days....then she became a walking blobm much akin to Jabba the Hut oddly enough. What a tragedySex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 August 5, 2010 Quote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 August 5, 2010 QuoteQuote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?They're not. they are not even AngiospermsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 August 5, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuote>A tomato is a fucking fruit So are squash, , mushrooms, zucchini and peppers. Yet most people consider them vegetables. Odd. If a mushroom is a fruit, is a puff ball and a truffle a fruit too?They're not. they are not even Angiosperms And they don't grow by cell division either. They are just fungus, right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #23 August 5, 2010 I just call them delicious. I really love heirloom varieties. And nowhere, and I mean nowhere grows tomatoes like New Jersey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #24 August 5, 2010 The fact you came up with this thread idea...means you need to lay the fuck off coffee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #25 August 5, 2010 Coffee, yes please white no sugar and just a wee drop of hennesey Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
